flumping

chinese burn ones penis to the point it eventually falls off. then, circumcise the penis and stitch one end of the foreskin to create a “sock”. violently shit in this song and ejaculate/piss in it. shake shake shake! then, drink this ungodly substance. shit the substance back and use it for everyday activities, primarily lube and skincare.

Person 1 - “Hey bro, wanna do some flumping?”
Person 2 - “What’s that?”
Person 1 - “Ohh boy.”

by TheTikTokExplainer May 5, 2024

Flump

The sound large penises make.

When you have a large penis and it just goes ”flump”.

by Eva Klebolwits July 1, 2019

flump

any badass activity or saying

stop talking shit before you get flumped
he is so flumping
lets go flump

by the flump master November 15, 2010

Chubby Flump

Chubby flump refers to a very round and squishy animal, typically birds.

"That's a little chubby flump isn't it?"
"A what..?"

by THEBIRDMAN. June 19, 2025

cunt flump

An oversized clit

Wow is that a penis- oh no wait that’s a cunt flump

by Xxx dijdjdj June 24, 2023

Flumping

A sexual act that involves one participant sucking marshmallows, preferably of the Flump brand, out of the other participant's asshole

Did you see the flumping video I sent you last night?

Yeah, I really want to try it some time

by Daewoo Gaming November 20, 2024

Flump

That one friend that always bails out on your crew

Yo man, justin is such a flump ! Never comes through for the homies. I invited him to the cabin months ago and he bailed last minute to play golf. We should nickname him flumpy gump.

by Dudewearsmycar July 12, 2024