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Flaccid Roosters

Group of middle aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who ride together on an irregular basis and then enter into ‘Race’ events to see who can finish last.
Flaccid Roosters - Team-Half-a-Bar (aka Fanta Pants & Geordie) - a two man male team of Mountain Bike riders who couldn't put together a strategy good enough to beat a team with a disabled rider!

Team Flaccid Roosters - bunch of old soft cocks
by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011
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flaccid trash talk

Aggressively belittling your opponent while losing badly with no rational hope of victory.
That's a lot of flaccid trash talk for someone who can't even deliver a website.
by ZenithGP July 24, 2016
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Flaccid Renfrew

Taking a mirror selfie with a rondom on your flaccid jawn.
This chick wasn’t into to me until I sent her a Flaccid Renfrew.
by Brandle May 24, 2018
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Flockertalk

A little known slang term for the area between ones genitals and booty hole. Otherwise known as a gooch, taint, or perineum.
I've got a solid sheen of sweat covering my flockertalk.

I'm gonna kick that dude right in his flockertalk.
by Flockertalk October 21, 2019
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flochforstersbf

Flochforstersbf is a very seggsy and hot tiktoker that always says facts
-hey do you follow flochforstersbf?
-no who are they

-ew bitch how do u not know u ugly little shit
by Iwillcommitarson March 11, 2021
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flochswig

flochswig is the most epic relatable tik toker on earth. (though she may not post as much). flochswig is talented, hardworking, and strong bc she watched jojo, simps for guts (berserk) and has good taste in music.
I love flochswig, how dare she not moot me!?!?
by flochswig July 7, 2021
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Pop-flocker

A person who only likes the music on the radio. their iPod consists of big name artist with only 1 or two songs from each artist.
girl1: OMFG I <3 Owl City! Fir3flies is the bEst $ong evEr!
girl2: Personally, I like Cave In.
girl1: what's that?
girl2: It's a song on the same album of fireflies.
girl1: never heard it.
girl2: BECAUSE YOU'RE A POP-FLOCKER
by Lyzzy_stardust October 13, 2010
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