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Fland

When someone or something falls and lands on you
Jose is drunk, I hope he doesn't fland on me.
by Radioshackgirl January 27, 2018
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Feind

When you pull out your fresh mangos and Brandon starts begging
Feind - Bro please I haven’t had nic In days I’m dying for a rip
by I’m tits July 16, 2019
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stupid Flanders

An exclamation used when your actions go unexpectedly wrong and result in an extremely annoying situation; used to place the blame for the situation that you have caused yourself onto Ned Flanders.
*You're trying to assemble your backyard barbecue when you bump into your wheelbarrow full of bricks, and they fall into the wet cement*
YOU: Ah, stupid Flanders!
by Maxwell Longfellow December 10, 2006
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finders keepers

derived from an old children's adage "finders keepers, losers weepers",which basically asserts that anything found or discovered by someone automatically entitles them to ownership of that property.
"so that bag of money that fell off the armored car onto your front lawn...you gonna return it to the bank?"

"nope. finders keepers....so see you in Mexico!"
by polo November 29, 2004
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Finding Bigfoot

Finding Bigfoot is a show on the "Discovery" channel where a group of tinfoil hat clad neckbeards wander around in the dark wilderness festooned with cameras searching for something that isn't there.

They also yell at trees.
*twig snaps in the distance*
Neckbeard 1: "Did you hear that? IT MUST'VE BEEN A SQUATCH!"
Neckbeard 2: "HOLY SHITBALLS WE'RE FINDING BIGFOOT"
by The Burned Man 6240 January 10, 2015
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feind

a person who is addicted to something or has an intense craving for something such as sex or drugs.
seeley buys a 30 sack everyday. she is such a feind
by twiggyy July 18, 2007
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Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick
I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.
by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010
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