farpoot

When a person means to pass gass but accidentally passes a small stool at the same time in their underpants. A blend of "fart" and "poo" and more kid appropriate than "shart."

The boy accidentally farpooted when he thought he only had to pass gas.

by TheJugleshes September 23, 2015

Flap Fold

Creases in the skin, generally found in larger, obese individuals, that entrap dried skin, sebum and sweat, to create a cheesy, odiferous, smegma. Generally is not noticeable until a fat, flap fold is pealed back.

Roger went hogging and picked up a chick at the bar and took her home. He was pounded her good until she got in doggy position and her flap fold opened and Roger started to retch.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2015

flap jack vagina

When a woman's pussy lips hang out like pancakes.

Man, I was gonna fuck Susie last night, thought I was gonna need syrup when I saw that flap jack vagina.

by ex_lax70 September 22, 2016

FlaP BOnG

flapbong

Hey man, pass the flap bong. What’s that? You know! The flap bong!

by Mr.PutPut September 7, 2018

Crater Flap

When you are born with your penis hole in the wrong place and surgically have to have another hole poked into the tip of your penis. A Crater Flap is the old hole that was sewed closed.

Hey bro! Did you know that I have a Crater Flap?

by NanTheMemeMan May 7, 2018

Khaki Butt Flap

When you have diarrhea and use it as lube for anal, then smack the ass cheeks with both hands as you enter

Fuck man, I gave her the gnarliest khaki butt flap the other night after eating Chipotle.

by Alan Lights January 7, 2023

King Flap

The biggest of all flaps, always says there going to come out and always bails. This is the worst kind of human being.

"Why does jake keep bailing on nights out?"
"Cus jake salmon is king flap"

by jo carrow June 16, 2016