Flastard

used to describe a bastard - follower/stalker

You effin' flastard! Leave me alone!

by Alyakraz March 22, 2009

Flactoid

a muscle not commonly worked out in the normal gym. best exercise is the camel toe machine at the PHUHS gym. If not its best to have sex on a regular basis

Im gonna go work my flactoids.

Damn Stearns has real nice flactoids

by Joshua Stearns May 9, 2005

Flart

Flatulence caused by laughing.

Nick let out a few FLARTS while watching The Daily Show.

by Lorraine Luciano October 10, 2005

Flart

When you're trying to flirt with a really, really hot girl (or guy if you're a chick, which would be unlikely) and then cut a fart that everyone around you hears.
E.G. you flirt, then you fart and fail at the sad and miserable attempt.

(other forms-past-Flarted-present-Flarting(or) future-he is going to flart)

Man:Hey Karen!
Karen:hi!
Man:I love your dress, you look soo hot in it.
Man:*farting noize*
Man: oh shit..I think that was shit...
Karen:...uhh...*makes pretend cell phone ring tone noises*
Karen: sorry, that's my mom, my grandma just died! I'm going home now.
Snide asshole: fuck...you flarted...you suck man..you suck.

by IKilledTheParty February 19, 2010

Flart

To flirt and fart simultaneously. Origin: late night typo.

He's so gross he just flarted and completely blew his chances with shirley.

by Ryan Richter August 20, 2005

flaf

a laugh that, if not seen uttered out of the mouth of a human, would most likely be attributed to an alien life form or some type of jackal; high pitched, annoying, un-human laughter, usually penetrating out of the upper tracheal region of the female gender.

(flaffing)

1: What the hell was that?
2. That bitch doesn't laugh, she flafs

by Devin Carpenter October 30, 2007

flasted

a shorter word for flat-chested.

"That one girl in my science class is so flasted! I mean, she doesnt even HAVE tits!!!"

by gingerasainsftw April 10, 2010