Volunteer Fire Fag

A male, usually age 25-50, who volunteers on a rural fire department. This male usually works at a 9-5 job, leaving that job for every call, and claims PTSD from a grass fire. This faggot usually is anti EMS and pro running sirens and horns at 3am in the town of 500 people. You will also find this faggot spending large amounts of public funds for rescue gear that they will never use.

Hey Brad, did you see that volunteer fire fag establish scene command after there was already a unit on scene?

Hey Chief Jacqui, why did your volunteer fire fag nearly kill me with his decked out POV going 75mph in town to the dumpster fire?

by Azzhole69 March 28, 2023

Alabama Firefighter

The act of cleansing ones-self by having a woman squirt on your body. This is performed after partaking in sexual acts having to do with defecation (especially on one's chest) by a sexual partner. The cleansing partner does not need to be the same one that defecated on you. However, you do get extra points if you are cleansed by your sister. Roll tide.

"You let her give you an Alabama Firefighter to wash the poop off your chest." -R.B.

by rustytrombonemsp November 15, 2024

the oragami firefighter

The act of breaking your girlfriends back so her head tuches her feet then lighting her pubic hair on fire and putting the fire out by cum thus saving the day.

me and paul are going to do the oragami firefighter.

by jimmy corn john hall February 13, 2013