Abstract Figure

An arbitrary number; basically numbers and data with no relative context or meaning

“Did you know that 38% of shoes come in boxes?”
“Dude, that’s such an abstract figure! You totally made it up!”

by psychopsychedelic August 4, 2019

privately public figure

A person who presents themselves into the public sphere while maintaining some level of anonymity, by concealing one or more of their distinguishing features (i.e., their likeness, voice, etc.).

YouTubers such as Mister Metokur, Omegon, and Aydin Paladin are examples of privately public figures.

by mightyalwayz May 7, 2019

No Father Figure

PNGTubers

No Father Figure?

by Dictionary0004 May 21, 2022

figures

Used to describe irony, or a situation when one feels nothing else could go wrong.

(when a tire goes flat after visiting the tire dealer) Fuckin' figures!

by A. A. Ron February 25, 2005

figure skater

one who partakes in the sport of figure skating and is an extremely sexy performer when they take the ice. "if figure skating were easy, they'd call it hockey"

that person beating the crap out of that hockey player with their toe pick is a figure skater.

by sheils August 12, 2005

Figure of a 5 year old boy

A girl who has a flat figue that closly resembles that of a little boy.

That flat chested actress has the figure of a 5 year old boy.

by Tomahick November 22, 2005

fingered

when a guy sticks his fingers in a girls coochy then he touches and plays with her g-spot.

man! .. last night my boyfriend fingered me so hard, that my legs went numb!

by Susie June 23, 2003