FIFA 17

Bullshit game, with lucky goals and dabs

Elliot-You scored on fifa 17 yet?
Josh-No i fucking lost 4-0 and guess what he dabbed all 4 time.

by ginger on tour January 19, 2017

fifa shit

someone doin soccer moves when playin a different sport, like playin basketball and kicking the ball

ay yo ayman stop that gay fifa shit we playin basketball man.

by L A May 12, 2008

Fifa Shut-out

The act of being completely ignored whilst trying to interact with someone playing fifa (particularly men), or similar in-depth games. It may seem as though to player has registered you, potentially with a grunt or nod, but in actual fact they have no idea what you want.
Often the players have acknowledged you are there, leading to the odd phenomenon of the players realising someone wanted them during a pause in play, asking each other what was required, before returning to play none the wiser!

1. Woman - Guys can you help me with the shopping?
Men - Yeah
Woman leaves
Man 1 - What did she want?
Man 2 - No idea, Fifa Shut-out

2. Woman - Could you help me take off my bra?
Men - Sure, Whatever
Pause in game
Man 1 - What just happened?
Man 2 - Don't ask me, Fifa Shut-out

by Maaster_Yoda June 25, 2010

Fifa Street 12

An absolute banger. Nothing beats Fifa Street 12, not even Chris Brown! And he beat Rhianna!

Person 1: "Ever since my father left me when I was 8, I have been troubled and haunted by abandonment issues and everlasting fear of loving and trusting anyone ever again:
Person 2: "Yeah but how sick is Fifa Street 12?"

by Lachlan Ash Likes Children May 26, 2019

Jayden’s fifa win

Jayden’s fifa win is defined as a bit shite am that’s facks

Jayden’s fifa win is shite

by MeetingWheel69 October 10, 2019

fifa 20 player

plays the same fucking game all the time and spends their money from their mom's credit card to get good.

he is such a fifa 20 player

by getthefuckoutofmylife April 15, 2020

FIFA four-square

an improved version of the classic playground game four-square, FIFA four-square is played with the feet, preferably with a soccer ball. popularized at a St. Louis highschool, the game is far superior to original.

Jim: "look, a soccer ball. . . and four squares!"
Bob: "are you thinking what i'm thinking?"
Both: joyously "FIFA FOUR-SQUARE!!!"

by willessner December 27, 2008