A cheap plastic toy designed to keep the post-millennial generation enthralled for hours on end because of their 10 second attention span, as well as the fact that they're too stupid to figure out a even a 1 sided rubiks cube.
Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.
Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.
Cuk 1: Check out this Fidget Spinner I got! Its so much easier than trying to figure out square roots on a scientific calculator!
Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!
Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"
Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!
Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"
by StompLiberals January 22, 2019
Get the Fidget Spinnermug. person 1: "did you hear basic white boy name got cancer? i feel so bad"
person 2: "yeah he spun his fidget spinner too much"
person 2: "yeah he spun his fidget spinner too much"
by pacman on crack July 13, 2017
Get the fidget spinnermug. The sex act where participant one sits on the penis (or strap-on, if both partners are not men) of participant two and rides it up and down, making the balls and penis spin in a round motion. Similar to a meat swing.
Man, Jamie and Lisa were really going at it last night - she asked to use my strap-on so they could finally try the fidget spinner!
by Sir Rektsalot November 3, 2018
Get the fidget spinnermug. A tool used by people suffering LSD problems, autism or a mental issue. If you want to listen to a LSD autism song, write Misha fidget spinner song.
by tintintheidiot January 15, 2018
Get the fidget spinnermug. LOOOK AT MY NOOOOO FIGGET SPINURR ISN'T IT SOOOO KOAALLLLL ITS BETTER THAN YOUR DUM XBOX MY FIGIT SPINURE KEN PLAIY KOOLL OF DOODIE IT KEN PRUDICT TEH FOOOTURE IT KEN MAK ENI ONE LIK U IT IS THE GRATEST TOI OV AL TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEK YOUR STOOPIDD POOP STATION 4 MY FIGGIT SPINUR CAN RUN 4K ON MY TV AN IS A FASTURR THAN A DUM PC IT KEN EVEN RUN UNDERTALE AND HAK EVERY ELEKTRONIK DEVICEZ. IN.TEH.WURLD.
by I support Donald Trump August 14, 2017
Get the Fidget Spinnermug. a item dat was supposed to calm u down and maek u pay attention, but instead iut distracts u and u want to throw it away at a wall
by druscus June 14, 2018
Get the Fidget Spinnermug. by TieDyeLlama March 29, 2019
Get the yeets and fidgetsmug.