fence climbing mood

urges to climb barb wire fences

they were going to come over but they werent in a fence climbing mood.

by aali Quigley September 24, 2007

Fence Vole

slang term for paedophile

your a fence vole because you think having sex with children is like having sex with small adults

by clarkycat September 9, 2009

feces occurs

A clever way of saying, "Shit happens."

My portfolio lost 22 percent of its value in the recent market correction. Oh, well: Feces occurs.

by chadsuperhero December 16, 2013

verbal feces

A more advanced form of what comes out of the mouth when shit talking. Typically influences the defacing of character while allowing the one talking to remain sophisticated and to save face, instead of degrading himlherself in the process

Sasha's excrement consists of only verbal feces.

by Dabel September 23, 2008

The Feces Touch

When everything you touch turns to shit. The opposite of The Midas Touch.

Agreed. He has the Feces Touch.

by Pistol Pete Maravich February 20, 2011

Meat Fence

A man who is posing as a friend of an eligible single woman.

He is typically circling the perimeter of her life and does things like pay for her dinner, drive her kids to shcool, or flirt on her Facebook page in order to "keep out" the attentions of men who would actually like to date or touch her. Sometimes he even writes songs about her. He is beyond protective, discreetly jealous, and has the ability to swoop in and destroy the possibility that his single woman friend will become involved with another man from any distance. He is the ultimate cock blocker.

"You freakin' Meat Fence! I would be in a great relationship (with a man who will actually touch me) right now if you hadn't posted lies about our hot night in Vegas on my Facebook page.."

See also: cock block, cockblock, cock blocking, cock blocker, cocknlocker

by sokansas November 25, 2011

trans-femcel

an absolutely awesome girl with no attachment issues or mental disorders. Will probably still gaslight you though, and say ':3' ALOT

''Hai! I came out yesterday, I'm a trans-femcel, wanna go and tell moids to kill themselves?''

by EvieVivi October 24, 2023