felted

To be felted is to be bend over by a large Canadian man who sucks on your asshole while I random cokehead wanks in the corner.

"Oh baby, he felted me!" said Sturgis

by commi3 mark June 21, 2024

Felted

The term was coined by PigRoach (AKA DarkSyde Phil, AKA The "King" of Begging ... I mean Hate, AKA Dave the Tips Diver) during his stream attempting to roast RTUStreams for the same things he does on a nightly basis including begging for money, running a scam patreon and having his fans pay for all the equipment to keep his $5000 monthly Scopely expense businesses running.

"Look Rich, look with all the hate you have given me over the years, I'm keeping this token and making it part of my set every night ... you got felted bitch" - DSP

by PandaWasUnderage August 13, 2024

<Thezen Neza Oru Kuba Toda Mozen Uvilada So Mouzen Felt So Raigeki>Doctor Sparta's Overload Defeats Plaiboi Carti's Art Style Toward Music Theory <Thezen Neza Oru Kuba Toda Mozen Uvilada So Mouzen Felt So Raigeki>

<Thezen Neza Oru Kuba Toda Mozen Uvilada So Mouzen Felt So Raigeki>Doctor Sparta's Overload Defeats Plaiboi Carti's Art Style Toward Music Theory <Thezen Neza Oru Kuba Toda Mozen Uvilada So Mouzen Felt So Raigeki>

<Thezen Neza Oru Kuba Toda Mozen Uvilada So Mouzen Felt So Raigeki>Doctor Sparta's Overload Defeats Plaiboi Carti's Art Style Toward Music Theory <Thezen Neza Oru Kuba Toda Mozen Uvilada So Mouzen Felt So Raigeki>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

<.7.9.7.6>`~`Heart`~`Felt`~`Heart`~`<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>`~`Heart`~`Felt`~`Heart`~`<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>`~`Heart`~`Felt`~`Heart`~`<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025

Felt

fondle someone for one's own sexual stimulation.

He felt her up, groping her body for his own perverse pleasure, making her uncomfortable.

by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025

How she felt

No it isn't.

Hym "How she felt is 'full of a mental retard's dick.' THAT'S how she felt. THIS is how I felt because THIS is what was already happening and if it doesn't end with me retiring early because I was give the credit and money I deserve for creating AI it's going to end with someone's kid getting stabbed in a gas station. You don't know or care how she felt and you're lucky I'm not making you choose between her and one of your kids because the last time I saw her would have been the last time someone saw there kid."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2025

felt spec

felt spec is the root of the irish car scene, involving slamming a peugeot 306 and all that fuckery onto its sills, straightpiping it using an angle grinder, a stick welder, and a galvanized iron handrail. screw the fuel pump 3/4 of a turn to make her pollute the earth. also fitting big ignorant mudflaps, and full tints all round.

old school felt spec includes:
omegas
cavaliers
twincams
sierras
gse astras
dturbos
xsaras
405s
zx's
bx's
in a nutshell any cheap rwds, or a dturbo.

TLDR
irish car scene roots;
lowering a diesel turbo car onto its sills;
cheap rwds from the time
illegal (but cool as fuck) modifications

jaysus hi thon 30sex is low as FUCK shes hardly on 4 nicks boy?

tis boyy 4 nicks and no bumpstops only way ye boy ye!!

felt spec is class!

by .d.o.b.o. May 11, 2024