Chub Factory

A night club frequented by fat ugly chicks.

"dude, where did you meet your girlfriend? At the chub factory"?

by Schmeat May 16, 2007

potty factory

A place (usually a business) where ordinary things get turned into sexual things by one or more employees; e.g. at a barbecue store, the words "buns". "wieners", and "meat" are spoken about like "butt" (instead of a bread product), "penuses" (instead of pork products), and "penus" again, instead of dead cow.

{Hank, to his drinking buddies in the alley}: Well, dome with this shit for the day. Back to the potty factory tomorrow.

by Telephony December 23, 2011

Chat Factory

An abundance of something bad, or chat.

Based on Max B. Who is the ultimate chat factory.

also referred to as at-chay actory-fay.

M: "...that's what your mum said last night"

C: "Max, you're such a chat factory"

by chat factory February 25, 2009

The Briggsy Factor

An art talent contest devised by world-famous arty dwarf, Briggsy. Pretentious arty types compete to win the much-coveted prize of a Briggsy Art Apprenticeship. Every week the artist found to be least impressive is eliminated. As the field dwindles down the creations of the wannabes become ever more ludicrous as they battle to outconceptualize each other in their desperate quest to be Briggsy's protege.

Since winning The Briggsy Factor I've lost count of the number of times I've been bummed by the spotty twat.

by Gordy Frigmahole December 17, 2006

pucker factor

A term used to describe the tightness of your sphincter following a close call. Some as yet unidentified factors are high enough to cause discomfort as you must take an appreciable amount of time to remove from your butt that what you were sitting on.

Almost laying down my bike around that corner had a pucker factor of 7.

by tradesman June 9, 2003

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

A 1971 movie that stars Gene Wilder who plays the character of Willy Wonka a candy maker who is in search of an heir to his factory and fortune. He hosts a compitition by placing five golden tickets under five wonka bars.This was remade in 2005 staring Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka

I found a golden ticket and I am going to Willy Wonka's factory

by Trevor M??? August 12, 2005

gayness factor

How gay a person is.

Well Charles, the ganess factor sure rates high on that gay guy.

by Benjamino October 7, 2003