Ipso Facto

Ipso facto is a philosophical term. It is Latin for "by that very fact".

'You work for the bank. The bank works for me. Ipso facto, I'm your boss.'
--Ben Stiller in "Dodgeball"

by I L August 10, 2005

Abdul Factor

The property of pronounced and pathological incompetence particular to Arabs that results in failure despite numerical superiority or access to workable tools.

"'How did those Israeli jets get past the Syrian's new Russian air defense system?"
"'Abdul Factor, bro. The operators were busy drinking tea."

or

"Why did it take half a day for Egypt's emergency services to respond to the rock slide?"
"Abdul Factor, bro"

by B.R.1 October 27, 2008

factory air

the gap between a woman's thighs just below her crotch. also known as the beaver breather.

Check out the betty with factory air.

by whowantsahotkarl February 21, 2003

Chub Factory

A night club frequented by fat ugly chicks.

"dude, where did you meet your girlfriend? At the chub factory"?

by Schmeat May 16, 2007

potty factory

A place (usually a business) where ordinary things get turned into sexual things by one or more employees; e.g. at a barbecue store, the words "buns". "wieners", and "meat" are spoken about like "butt" (instead of a bread product), "penuses" (instead of pork products), and "penus" again, instead of dead cow.

{Hank, to his drinking buddies in the alley}: Well, dome with this shit for the day. Back to the potty factory tomorrow.

by Telephony December 23, 2011

Chat Factory

An abundance of something bad, or chat.

Based on Max B. Who is the ultimate chat factory.

also referred to as at-chay actory-fay.

M: "...that's what your mum said last night"

C: "Max, you're such a chat factory"

by chat factory February 25, 2009

The Briggsy Factor

An art talent contest devised by world-famous arty dwarf, Briggsy. Pretentious arty types compete to win the much-coveted prize of a Briggsy Art Apprenticeship. Every week the artist found to be least impressive is eliminated. As the field dwindles down the creations of the wannabes become ever more ludicrous as they battle to outconceptualize each other in their desperate quest to be Briggsy's protege.

Since winning The Briggsy Factor I've lost count of the number of times I've been bummed by the spotty twat.

by Gordy Frigmahole December 17, 2006