fastnasty

Somebody who is fast and nasty. They are quick to jump into bed with you. They like getting down and dirty.

Kristin is a total fastnasty, especially when it comes to getting with Shane.

by kKRASH & gBOWL May 19, 2009

fastesio

A big made-up word that works well in arguments and can be given any meaning you'd like it to have.

Well you're a fastesio! There, ya see that? I can make up big words too!

by NESMonster February 3, 2004

been fisten?

been fisten? is more than just a question it's a greeting amongst fellow fisters (fisters being guys that fist women or women that fist women). Similar to how people say "whats up?"

been fisten?
By the fistfull?
well keep fisten then son!

by aussie fister May 12, 2006

Faster than a hooker in skechers

a phrase describing how fast a person or anything really can move. Deriving from the ability of a hooker wearing sneakers to move faster than most who wear stilletos.

Man 1: did u see that guy running from the cops?

Man 2: yeah....

Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!

Man 1&2: Lololololololololololol!!!!

by Jojo Thunderboltz & Torched-Up March 7, 2010

Fasterbating

The art of masterbating in a short amount of time do to time restraints.

Man, the other day, I had like five minutes from the time my mom went down the street to get the mail til she came back up to help me get my stuff! I was fasterbating like a mother fucker!!

by Comanche Jackson September 30, 2011

Faster

Literally the god of baldness

You need to stop making these so good so I can hate you more, faster >:| - BaldBoyHalo

by Do not type turtle April 20, 2020

Fartened

Farting in the act of being frightened.

Jo stepped on the cats tail and she fartened

by tj raw November 23, 2018