cheese farmer

slut with a dirty crusty spadge that hasnt been washed in six years

i was about to go down on this chick but turned out she was a god damn cheese farmer

by billowey pete August 18, 2006

Car Farmer

Someone who has multiple cars in their backyard, lawn, or field, most of which dont work, but they keep them because they are "going to fix them up", or are "selling their parts". Usually a car farmer will continue buying cars and even justify the buying of a new car with the sale or fixing of one of their old ones.

That guy has bought his eighth car, and even though he says that he is fixing his other ones up, you know hes not. He is such a car farmer.

by waldemar funquist July 20, 2010

Watermelon Farmer

Having sex with pregnant women but your not the father of the baby.

I'm going out Watermelon Farming at the local lamas class and see what I can pick up.

That is a Watermelon Farmer

by SWMO GTH October 24, 2014

faggers finger

The yellow nicotine stain on a smokers fingers

U wanna pack that filthy smoking habit up mate, ur lungs are fucked, and u have faggers finger

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

Farmer

A hard working individual whom may be male or female. Provides food for everyone. They work 24hours a day normally from a very young age. A dangerous and selfless occupation to which all should be thankful.

ME!
May be Male OR Female. I am a teenage female farmer.

by Farmgirl September 29, 2012

farmer's delight

A sexual act in which one woman inserts a full corn cob into another's "corn-hole" while the corn-cob-ee is being penetrated by a gonorrhea-infected tracter tail-pipe. The inserter gets rammed by a horse that is suspended above her with an elaborate set of ropes. The horse's initial penetration is after fifteen feet on a zip line. It is forceful. A goat eats the old corn cob afterwards, and is jerked off while it dines.

Please do not do this. If you do, videotape it.

Farmer's delight tonight, Cletusette?

by Stan Greer August 25, 2006

Faggernaut

1. One who is so gay that his gayness dwarfs the gayness of all other fags. (Fag Juggernaut)
2. A fag of astronomical proportions.
3. A really big bundle of sticks.

I bow down to the one true faggernaut!
OR
Keep that torch away from that faggernaut!

by raccoonsuit December 30, 2007