Sperm Fail

Someone who is worthless. A waste of space. A horrible human being.

Person A: I just got a phone call from that meth addict Joe Gaddis.

Person B: He's such a sperm fail.

by Steve_Juggernaut December 13, 2010

Donkey fuck fail

First see "donkey fucked"

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Basiclly its when a guy 'donkey fucks' a girl and when she turns around because of that 'wtf' momment the girl hits the guy in the face . And then he fails and gets pwned .

John donkey fuck failed with that freaky girl he met at the club .

by Mr.T fool May 17, 2009

Faglord

Jacob Santorius, Jacob Santorius is the faglord

The almighty Faglord Jacob Santorius raped the poor gaysian

by MrDylanyay November 27, 2016

Tucker Max Fail

1) Making claims that are so unrealistic and unbelievably stupid that no is surprised when you fall massively short. Usually occurs to those of limited cognitive abilities i.e. Tucker Max

2) Blowing $12 million of someone else's money

"I borrowed £12 million to make a film that turned out to be the worst comedy in history. The script I wrote was especially poor."

"That's a Tucker Max Fail"

by boatman_eric October 29, 2009

Failout

1. When you try to bail someone out, and fail.

2. A level of failure more severe than an epic fail.

use 1. After David got picked up for public drunkenness, I tried to get him out of jail, but didn't have enough money, that was a real failout.

use 2. Henry Paulson - failout.

by p_e_ December 16, 2008

epic fail

When something can be seen to be a total failure

Urban dictionary?
EPIC FAIL!

by grarkorrr September 15, 2006

BP Fail

To fail so bad that it rewrites history, kills people, kills untold numbers of animals, and devastates regions. To fail more spectacularly than if you had tried really hard to fail in the first place. See Chernobyl.

That guy ran his truck off a bridge on I-95. Traffic was snarled all day but he didn't pull off a BP Fail.

by M249_taterlauncher May 28, 2010