Byron facts

Byron facts are irrelevant, and even boastful, facts that someone shares about the natural environment around them. These facts are solely shared to brag about one's knowledge on a completely useless topic such as nature, and are infurating for the people who have to listen to them. These facts are commonly seem shared by people who are named Byron... with exceptions of course.

On a school trip to cairns, while on a rainforest walk, a nature nerd student named Byron would not stop sharing useless byron facts about each of the species of flora and fauna they walked past.

by A trust worthy source ;) May 1, 2022

fact-diss

to diss someone's fact or diss them with a fact of your own

fact-diss 1
person one: he's the greatest footballer of all time, he kicked 1226 goals
person two: as a matter of fact it was only 1126

fact-diss 2
person one: i think he was with sharon last night, maybe somethings going on
person two: sharon was with me last night, idiot

by patt .. April 11, 2009

Alternative facts

Lies or made up facts when the truth or facts make 'The Donald' or 'Team Trump' look negative

"Angered by the media's portrayal of inauguration crowds, President Trump's new press secretary, Sean Spicer, espoused a few easily disproved facts during his first news conference — eliciting groans from critics wary of four years of what Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway referred to as 'alternative facts.'", as reported by CNN.

by Indian on Indian Road January 22, 2017

Untrue Fact

Randomly interrupting a conversation with a complete random lie to try to convince as many people in the room that it is true.

If you detect an Untrue Fact you reply saying "Untrue Fact yeah?"

If you reply saying something like "seriously mate?" your a fucking idiot.

Here lads did you know in 2003 Italy was the first country in the world to successfully clone a horse that is capable of understanding basic algebra?

................Really?

No "Untrue Fact" you dick!

by Leeto.and.HarveyMilk November 24, 2010

Jimmy Fact

To confidently claim something as fact, when you really have no idea.

Jim: If you drink more than 15 Red Bulls in a row you'll have a heart attack.
Tom: Definitly Not, thats a Jimmy Fact.

by Jimmy8085 May 16, 2010

Drew Fact

Any statement that is true regardless of paradox. Often used by egotistical know-it-alls. Usually half human and half god.

I thought I was right, but he said it was a Drew Fact. I lost the bet and my wife.

by Stallion216 April 29, 2008

Internet Fact

A fact that makes perfect sense on the Internet but otherwise falls short of reality.

Internet Fact: Al Gore has ridden the mighty Moon Worm.

Internet Fact: 20XX is the Year of Linux.

by grlubb May 24, 2007