beat your face

military pushups

Drop down soldier and beat your face twenty times!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 22, 2022

upside down smiley face

When you have to make it through the day but secretly your life is shit and is going down hill.

When someone texts or snapchats me and asks how i am i reply with the upside down smiley face.

by G EITAK January 13, 2016

Straight face gang

When someone posts some boring ass stuff and you wanna call them out. No one likes Tik Tok, your memes aren’t funny anymore.

Generic meme account: *posts some boring tik tok/meme*
Literally Everyone: Straight face gang wya

by Videotaped iron April 15, 2019

Rip your face off rally

This is an extremely painful event. It typically occurs in the stock market, when you just finished getting so leveraged up on full margin with short positions.

The stock market then viciously turns and "heads" up the other direction all while ripping your face physically off. It happens so quickly it is typically only noticed when you look up from your keyboard to ask your trading partner what happened, and he only see's a pair of lips and what used to resemble a face talking to him.

A CNBC contributor, Steve Grasso, is a well known advocate to stopping this disease from spreading.

Hey Billy, is that Melanie Griffith over there or some guy that got his face ripped off in last weeks stock market rally?

rip your face off rally

by trav0987654 August 6, 2011

sturgeon face

the turning down of the corners of the lips to signify disdain, chagrin, or pensiveness; based loosely off the face of a sturgeon (a type of fish)

a typical response to disgusting or unfortunate news

Math Teacher: Jimmy, the front office wants to see you. Apparently your grandmother just died. Also, you got an F on your Calculus final.

Jimmy: *sturgeon face*

by fishyrace April 28, 2009

Duck Face

An attempt by insecure people, mostly young girls, but sadly, some older women also, to appear "sassy" and to project an "I don't care" or "you know I'm sexy" look as if looking like a retarded duck were attractive. Unfortunately, this just shows that a person is insecure and in need of others approval for their happiness.

Look at this idiot and that stupid duck face!

by Zupper November 23, 2014

face for radio

1) One with commendable broadcasting abilities, yet an appearance of far lesser appreciation.


2) a polite and indirect way of saying ugly.

Wow, that was great, but you people have a face for radio. I know what, we'll get two guys to mime to this music in the videos, and call it milli vanilli

by Gumba Gumba April 5, 2004