FACKA

FACKA stands for Frederick Adult Coed Kickball Association. It's the best kickball league out there.

We're FACKA'n awesome!

by Alicat1616 February 27, 2009

facial

To cum on someone's face. Often used in conjunction with "cumshot".

In most quality porn, the scene ends in a facial cumshot.

by Bart September 14, 2002

Russian Facial

Is when a man blows his load into the palm of his hand and then slaps his girl across the face.

My girlfriend is always complaining that I never surprise her anymore, so last night I gave her a Russian Facial.

by SquiddKidd October 6, 2012

facial butter

Where one's face is overcoated in pure, rich, northern spunk.

Sharon: Is that sperm on my nose darling?
David: Yes. Yes it jolly-well is.
Sharon: Get it off then
David: Nah... I like a woman with facial butter.
Sharon: It's not butter darling, it's spunk!!!
Great Uncle Alan: I can't believe it's not butter!
David: What the fuck are you doing here?

by erectism January 11, 2008

Van Damme facial.

Much like the traditional act of a man giving a woman a faceful of cum, but characterised by a vigorous display of effort and release. In doing so, the man has an expression and makes a sound much like Jean Claude Van Damme in those slow motion close ups of his face when he performs his big finale kick on the 'bad guy'.

Especially appropriate when copulating with a lady of loose morals and an a voracious appetite for all manner of sexual endeavour (AKA "a good girl").

Look at the arse on that one over there... I'd love to give her a Van Damme Facial.

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

by Antony December 20, 2003

Gravity Facial

When someone masterbates upside down to give themselves a money shot.

Ty was soo thirsty for man milk he attempted to pull off a gravity facial.

by Justin Cruz May 26, 2006

faceaids

When a person's face is so messed up and ugly, it looks like their face has aids.

That girl is so ugly, I think she must have faceaids or something.

by chork October 13, 2006