Flump

The act of standing back to back with a friend, excreting simultaneously to produce an entwined lump of faecal matter which resembles a Flump marshmellow.

The porta potties are fucking rank. Let's go to the woods and take a flump.

by Blacksun666 June 2, 2010

flumpy

{Fluffy} and {lumpy}.

I have a favorite {flumpy} pillow.

by jesusgirl101 February 23, 2009

frumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin, this sex act occurs when a women is sitting on a toilet defecating and simultaneously performing oral sex on the gentleman standing in front of her.

Lisa didn't know why, but after discovering what a frumpkin was she had an undeniable urge to perform one on the office custodian in the handicapped stall of the public restroom.

by koboldakawillywonkanuts February 24, 2010

frumping

It is when the penis is semi erect and is still able to flap around you slap your sexual partner with it while releasing cemin.

Frump me daddy harder. over time oh yeaaa. Frumping frump you are pretty much slap boxing with a penis

by logtubatoaster1997 February 6, 2017

Rump Frumper

The act of throwing handfulls of honey at a person's rump.

"Pat and Kyle had an unprotected rump frumpfest last tuesday"

"I frumped that bitches rump last night, straight goods"

"I heard Billy is a rump frumper, and kathy is the rump frumpee"

by Smack Addict July 4, 2006

FLUMPNUGGET

Short, fat/ round old lady

"Aww, look at that little old 'FLUMPNUGGET!'"

by DARREN McTADLEY April 24, 2008

frump bump

The penis bump a man gets when wearing frumpy sweat pants.

Dude, those sweats give you a frump bump.

by whosthatgirl April 15, 2009