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faff

To keep speaking pompously and with a lot of jargon , when in fact you don't have a clue of the topic at hand.Often excercised by Business people (mostly MBAs), public speakers, HR guys , politicians etc.
1> The CEO got up late to prepare for the presentation and ended up faffing like mad on the podium.

2> In an interview , when you've said enough "I don't know"s , its time for faffing.
by prasunc July 29, 2008
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Faff

What women do. Trying to get something done whilst generally achieving nothing.
It took my wife 2 hours to get ready. 5 minutes to dress and 115 minutes to faff about.
by Dicksplash June 10, 2007
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FAFF

When your fake ass fucking friend fucking stabs you in the fucking back.
"That bitch is a fkin FAFF"
"You got some FAFF ass friends"
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flaffy

Flaffy is a word that describes a beautifull inner lips inside the female sexual organ.

During the intercourse, the male would like to see the "Flaffy", and it might help his sexual skills and enjoyment from the sexual relations.

The inner lips, or as we like to call it, "The Flaffy", is very sensitive for any wet touch, and might cause the women who owns the "Flaffy", amazing feelings and euphoric pleasure.

The "Flaffy" comes in different sizes,colors,qualities,and shapes, exactly like the male sexual organs.

The best angle to see the best shape of the "Flaffy", is when the woman is a bit sexually aroused and teased, so her vagina is wet and stretched wide open, but still, not too open.

There is another way to compliment a woman for her inner lips.
It called "Thahim", and it is a different word for the same meaning - "Flaffy" - A pair of beautifull inner lips - The meaning of life!
Shalev was amazed by the astounding vagina of his girlfriend, it had a pink,smooth and tasty "Flaffy", and he swore to me that it improved his skills in bed!
by Shalev and Tom May 31, 2006
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Faff

"She has a shaved faff"
"You have a bit of faff showing mate, pull your shorts down a bit"
"Shes got a nice/dirty faff"
by Skapunkmonk September 19, 2004
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Fraffer

Someone who misses out on one or regular social occasions because of a poor or no excuse.

N. Fr-affer

a 'Fraut' (pronounce Fr-out) can refer to an individual known for repeated "fraffing out".

Of a similar nature also see Fraut
A: "Martin said he's going home early for Christmas missing all the nights out to get a job as a post man"

B: "What a fraffer"

popularly also used in the phrase "he's Fraffing it right
out tonight"

Also a 'Fraut' (pronounce Fr-out) can refer to an individual known for repeated "fraffing out".
by Kemics December 11, 2008
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Fawaffle

A frog's Hairy Scrotum.
Your mom has a nice fawaffle.
by purepray9889 April 30, 2011
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