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Fixing the leaky faucet

When your at a party and two people are aduably having sex in another room, they're not having sex, they're just fixing the leaky faucet.
At sians house:
(sexual noises)
Kiki, Andy what are you doing in there?
errrr.....
uhhhh.....
Were just fixing the leaky faucet!
by Dmonney September 12, 2005
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Fixing cobwebs

A slang term, often used by persons under the influence of the psychedelic compound psilocybin. The term "cobwebs" refers to the strange cobweb like appearance of hair (often pubic) and oftentime also refers to the point of excessive masturbation and climax, so that the semen sticks to stomach hair, and dries together creating a cobweb like appearance.
Anquon:CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Ausey- Nah man, I'm fixing cobwebs.
Anquon:...sooo....CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Travis-Shit niggie, tryina fix mah cobwebs.
by Cobwebfixerupper September 13, 2009
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Fuqing

Fuqing is the action of putting a penis in the ear and saying “fuck” over and over but they can’t hear because they have penises in the ear.
Man Calvin and Trent were fuqing me good. I couldn’t hear anything since I had the penises in my ear.
by Milkman210 August 21, 2019
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foxing

"that dude is foxin' bout somethin'and I'm going to find out what the fuck it is"

(beware: foxing may result in you getting your bitchass kicked, take extreme caution when doing this.)
by shanxxx the exorcist August 26, 2005
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Principal Fixing Pants

An old bald man who constantly fixes his pants in public without a second thought
Principal Fixing Pants fixed his pants
by Toki Wartooth December 30, 2007
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eye-fuking

to just stare at someone for no reason.
Tom stop eye-fuking me before I kick your ass
by Cassie K May 13, 2007
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Diane Foxington

Diane Foxington, Who is happily married to ainthydr0.2, Is a character from the movie ¨ẗhe bad guys¨. The couple are expecting twins by December, 17 2022.
Omg did you see her, its Diane Foxington from the best movie of the decade ¨the bad guys¨. She is also married to ainthydr0.2
by Hydrojarvis April 17, 2022
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