Fratavious

Adj. When someone is so very frat that it’s honestly sophisticated. Very classy way of saying “wow you’re so frat bro”. This can be used in a wide range of situations, especially fraternity events.

Caleb Spain in Lambda is so fratavious, I want to be him when I grow up.

by trilamb22 January 20, 2022

fruitarian

A person of extreme dietary (and perhaps spiritual) discipline who eats only the reproductive offshoots of plants. This includes not only apples and oranges but nuts, grains, melons, tomatoes, eggplants, cucumbers, etc. A pizza marinara (no cheese, no meat) is a fruitarian meal, and so is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Fruitarianism is closely related to veganism which itself is a subset of vegetarianism and is widely popular in the non-Western world. Unfortunately, as with anyone who practices extreme discipline, the fruitarian is often hated and ridiculed by fatasses who lack a level of dedication. Famous fruitarians: Gandhi & Steve Jobs (founder of "Apple" computers--hence the name).

I used to know a dude who was a total porkrind munching fatass, but he could never get a date because he smelled so bad, and he eventually died of a heart attack at age 47. He should've gone fruitarian.

by MasterBastard April 27, 2006

Fratastic

The act, or actions of being completley obsessed with ones fraternity. borderline homosexual.

Wearing his letters to his grandmother's funeral made Dick fucking fratastic.
or
The sex I had with Joe was awesomely FRATASTIC!!!!!

by Special K and E-Z-E June 10, 2006

Fretaphobia

The act of being new to guitar hero and being afraid of the blue and orange frets because you don't think your pinky finger can take it. The normal reactions to this are anger, threats, violence, and, depending on how drunk the player is, incessant giggling. Symptoms may include reluctance, making up excuses not to play, and headbanging to draw attention from the T.V.

Danny: Oh crap... here comes the solo...
*guitar squeaks*
Everyone watching: *laughing*
Danny: Crap! I told you guys I had Fretaphobia! I'm NEVER PLAYING AGAIN!

by BLINDPARAPLEGICS, MOBILIZE January 2, 2008

frugtable

a combination of a fruit and vegetable

We cross pollinated a plant to make a banana lemon tree - a.k.a. a frugtable tree

by loveable_lexie May 10, 2009

Fratalian

When you can't decide whether the word is French of Italian.

"Ugh, I can't understand French"

-"What? I thought it was Italian."

-"Maybe it's Fratalian"

by MidnightDisaster March 5, 2008

fritallian

something that is a cross-breed of french and itallian, like capuccino or lattes

"is it french or is it itallian...perhaps fritallian"

by pryncess_mariah February 2, 2007