flute player

A homosexual male.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you are thuch a wonderful flute player!

by sbo October 13, 2013

flute fruit

An member of a high school or college marching band.

Pepe: Yo man....You know who I think is hot?
Gaylord:Who?
Pepe: Jen
Gaylord: EWE! Dude, she's a fuckin FLUTE FRUIT!
Pepe: Ahhhhh nnooooo way...she cant be a band tard!
Gaylord: Yeah and she prolly has herpes too.....

by BSuraci October 27, 2006

Flute Player

A Flute Player is someone who plays the flute, obviously. They are usually girls, and are either preppy and loud or quiet and reserved. They almost always have a feud with the trumpets, who are very egotistical for someone within High C range.

Flute 1: OMG! Have you heard that Brad the trombonist is going out with Cindy?
Flute 2: Wait, the trumpet player?
Flute 1: Yeah, I know! Gross!
Trumpet: Morons. Trumpets are far superior to the childish flute player.

by FluteIsBetterThanTrumpet September 24, 2019

Flute Party

Men - in a group, that like to, or have at one time, masterbated together.

This is also a term for a group of homosexual men.

Too much meat in one room, John. I am not the "flute party" kind of guy.

by UrbanDictionmale February 21, 2011

Flute Blower

A flute blower is a term for a faggot. They like men cause they is queer fuckers. They would rather put another mans pecker in their mouth instead of some good old Red Man.

That Alistair Driver kid is such a flute blower. He just can't handle himself around men.

by Driver is a fag October 16, 2018

flute dog

(Translated from Castilian Spanish language: Perro Flauta)

Someone who hides his/her idiocy with unnecessarily high, complex, and undecipherable language

See: smartass, smart aleck, pseudo-intellectual

C.S. Lewis, Friedrich Nietzsche, Karl Marx, and Vicky Prasetyo is a few of Flute Dogs

by Sir. B November 1, 2020

Flute dome

getting a sloppy blowjob where they play the dick like a flute

"I had your mom giving me turbelent Flute dome"

by Blowjob August 5, 2021