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Flute Player

A Flute Player is someone who plays the flute, obviously. They are usually girls, and are either preppy and loud or quiet and reserved. They almost always have a feud with the trumpets, who are very egotistical for someone within High C range.

Flute 1: OMG! Have you heard that Brad the trombonist is going out with Cindy?
Flute 2: Wait, the trumpet player?
Flute 1: Yeah, I know! Gross!
Trumpet: Morons. Trumpets are far superior to the childish flute player.

by FluteIsBetterThanTrumpet September 24, 2019