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It's a falkin

A phrase to describe defecation or what precedes defecation that may be painful or uncomfortable.
"I just took a massive shit, it was a falkin."
"Oh sorry to hear that brother!"

"brb I need to take a shit, it's a falkin"
"good luck!"
by Themorderer December 24, 2021
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Faking jacks

Frontinsaying you did something you didn't do.

Lying.
Man 1: I robbed this man last week
Man2: Nahh you faking jacks

Man 3 : Yeah aight you lying
by FreeAhkil June 9, 2019
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FaZe Fakie

A guy who cares more about video games that his own hygiene. He also enjoys getting drunk while playing his Xbox 360 and having his friends record him talking.

- SympLR
Bob: Hey I heard Josh played Xbox for 19 hours straight!

Tim: What's he trying to be, a FaZe Fakie?

Bob: Okay I don't know about that, that's a bit a stretch- we all know Fakie plays for at least 60 hours at a time.
by SympLR August 12, 2011
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body fascist

Someone who thinks or speaks condescendingly to others who aren't as concerned with inches of muscle, percent body fat, Creatine, protein shakes or marathon running as s/he is.
"That guy's been staring at you for twenty minutes. You should say hi."

"Ugh. No."

"Why not? He's kinda cute."

"Look at him. I know he can't bench press his own body weight, so no thank you."

"Dude, don't be such a body fascist."
by StSean November 4, 2009
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fascism

From Encyclopedia Italia 1932:

"The State not only is authority which governs and molds individual wills with laws and values of spiritual life, but it is also power which makes its will prevail abroad.... For the Fascist, everything is within the State and... neither individuals or groups are outside the State.... For Fascism, the State is an absolute, before which individuals or groups are only relative."


Fascism is an authoritarian form of government opposed to extending civil liberties (and even curtailing or removing existing ones) in exchange for radical empowerment of business and economy. Fascist countries usually have elite armies, and see war as a sport or honour event. Lax views on imperialism, a holier-than-thou immigration discrimination policies (first generation immigrants to work for half minimum wage), and everything 'for the state'.

If you're willing to abide by the rules, then fascism is your best friend. If not, the fascists give you a bullet.

Fascist governments make for powerhouse economies. Disenfranchised nations such as post WWI Italy & Germany, Early 20th Century Spain, post Korean war South Korea were on the brink of imploding economies, then clawed back ground to become some of the strongest countries in the world.

Germany has 3rd ranked economy currently, italy 7th, Spain 9th, South Korea 11th.
"Everything in the State, nothing outside the State, nothing against the State"

Mussolini

"It is thus necessary that the individual should come to realize that his own ego is of no importance in comparison with the existence of his nation; that the position of the individual ego is conditioned solely by the interests of the nation as a whole ... that above all the unity of a nation's spirit and will are worth far more than the freedom of the spirit and will of an individual. .... This state of mind, which subordinates the interests of the ego to the conservation of the community, is really the first premise for every truly human culture .... we understand only the individual's capacity to make sacrifices for the community, for his fellow man."

Adolph Hitler, 1933
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Fascination MAXX

A new song on DDR Supernova. Switches between 100, 200, and 400 BPM, and, at its hardest, requires hitting arrows at about 13 beats per second.
I A'd PSMO, but I failed Fascination MAXX. :'(
by your face June 19, 2006
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fakin the funk

when an indidvidual doesn't show his or her's true personality,individual fails to keep it real
yo dawg i heard yer boi was fakin the funk, biatch
by a. mutiny June 19, 2006
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