Farté

Fart, but in a fancy, gentleman-like way

Excuse me, Reginald, but I must take a step outside and release a most classy farté.

by Lilniggafert February 6, 2020

fasteddie7

hugest bastard/ fag, cocky little SCAB who thinks hes hot shit when really hes nasty and no girl wants to look in his direction. massive SNAKE

"look at me im eddie, i put my face on facethejury.com but i forgot im a HUGE fag and really ugly...."

by eddiesthehugestfag July 22, 2003

Fartenberry

used to describe one who avoids physical activity, particularly regarding military involvement; a 'fartenberry' can be described as lazy

"Front and center, fartenberry! Quit farting around back there!"

by charlotteVA February 20, 2009

Fartesy

To intentionally fart to cover someone else's (fart) out of courtesy.

I had to make a fartesy so that Jenny wouldn't feel so bad about herself at the dinner table last night.

by yemadafaka October 19, 2010

Fartled

Startled by a fart, so much so that you jump or start at the sound (not the smell)

Dude, I fartled my cat and she jumped 2 feet off the couch.

I was totally fartled that she would do that in a nice restaurant.

by mpenni1 November 13, 2011

Fartesian

Of or relating to the philosophy of farts.

I think therefore I am is Cartesian. I fart therefore I am is Fartesian.

by onehandcrabbing December 17, 2013

Farned

When you are out with the lads and you have had 5 too many VB'S and your scottish accent starts coming through and you lose your fucking mind screaming random words to strangers

Im fooken FARNED!

by farned July 13, 2017