Fist of a Million Faps

The ultimate punch you attain by fapping 1000000 times with the same hand.

I wrecked him with the fist of a million faps
I fapped 10 times for a thousand days to attain the fist of a million faps

by fowl26 October 11, 2014

fagosaurus rex

someone who acts like a complete fag

Jeremiah: Bradley did you just hump that goat?

Skylar: Jeez man we got ourselves a fagosaurus rex.

by Sur September 4, 2007

Fapsturbation

Fiegned or mock masturbation in response to viewing something on the internet.

"Hey man, did you see the new preview for Wolverine that leaked out onto the net?"

"Yeah. I best fapsturbation material I've had in a while."

by DeadlyPancake October 9, 2008

fapster

A man or woman who has a unique but natural constant obsession with hitting meat.

"since she has become widowed she has become a fapster"

by Isunbbh May 21, 2017

fapoop

to sit on your toilet while tkaing a dump and jerkin off

i snuk in the bathroom and mulit tasked by fapooping, i jacked off and popped!

by gunitisa djklasjd June 28, 2007

Fappster

One who faps nonstop

dayum chance is such a fappster who needs to stop looking at pron

by takco November 16, 2007

fapspuration

That which inspires a hearty fap. Masturbation inspiration.

Thanks bro, the picture you texted me of that girl was some great fapspuration!

by PowerFap October 24, 2011