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there goes Mr Bunny’s eyeballs

Something my seriously sadistic older brother used to say to get me to be quiet or to behave, in a multitude of scenarios, throughout my life.
Oh no, there goes Mr Bunny’s eyeballs all over the interstate!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021
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Off your eyeballs!

noun; 1.) a mean taunt commonly used in NBA Street Homecourt
2.) When a basketball is thrown gently onto an opposing team member's face and/or eyeballs and is bounced back to the ball-handler's hands.
See second definiton and a person in the audience screaming "OFF YOUR EYEBALLS!" as and/or after the action occurs.
by The Sheppard May 3, 2009
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I'd rather shave my eyeballs

A useful analogy for describing a complete refusal to partake in an activity.
Tate: Hey, hon, that guy that refuses to speak to you, you need to take your relationship to the next level. Right now it's in the awkward stages, but with a little work I know you could make things work. You need to hang around his work place and home and once he sees how commited you are to him, he'll change his mind.
Tammy: Right, Tate, hun. I'd rather shave my eyeballs.
by bitem'eye January 5, 2011
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eyeball moistener

Eye drops help your eyes become moist and makes them nice and smooth for looking at things. They prevent your eyes from itching and scratching, because of the lack of moist.
oil is to a squeaky door as eyeball moistener is to eyes
by whatspoppin008 March 10, 2022
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Eyeball Slut

someone who looks at people and undresses them with their eyes, but goes no further.
Jeez, I keep undressing that chick with my eyes, i'm such and Eyeball Slut!
by Zickkea January 11, 2015
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Mexican eyeball massage

Noun;
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.
Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.
by Hunky bear junior June 17, 2022
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Eyeball Terrorist

An artist that makes disgusting, lewd, and pedophillic content that hurts to look at. This term was invented by Sydney Watson.
"Sidenote, what creeps me out so much was having to look through so much of this bizarre content from this particular artist. or eyeball terrorist"---Sydney Watson
by Eushshtb June 5, 2021
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