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Expert Method

The expert method is a kind of theoretical thinking developed in Malmo, Sweden. The method is powered by having a group of assigned "experts" that state facts with questions such as: Are the dinosaurs really extinct? The "experts" will then state their answers/opinions an conclude a result by the average of the results. The method is currently used for confirming facts in learning purposes.
Expert method:
questioner: Is he done playing the game?
expert 1. Yes
expert 2. yes
expert 3. no
expert 4. yes
expert 5.no
questioner: The result is a "strong maybe"
by The supreme expert(L) February 1, 2018
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Haircut Expert

(n.) (Commonly abbreviated to H.E.S.)

A term used to describe stunning women, typically video vixens, from the 90s, renowned for their bold, iconic haircuts and vibrant, often weird or unconventional personalities.
Gloria Velez was a total H.E.S. girl in the 90s.”

"Those H.E.S. girls in that old music video were serving looks AND attitude!”

“You’re acting like one of those haircut experts..”
by Deedoe August 3, 2024
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Backshot Expert

Someone who is an Expert at giving Backshots, particularly ones that leave the ass destroyed and the legs unable to walk.
"Holy shit Josh!!! my ass is totally destroyed, you're the Backshot Expert!!!!"
by fallench_green December 26, 2024
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salmon expert

Someone who attempts to educate others on a topic that they really know nothing about to show off.
“Max was helping Brian with his chemistry homework the other day, even though he got an F in the subject!”

“Bros a salmon expert”
by LuckyAtticus December 18, 2024
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Expertism

An exaggerated trust in "experts" to the detriment of one's own critical thinking; a neediness for "experts" to validate a course of action, else that action should be suspect; a dependence on "experts" that suggests a lack of confidence in oneself; a worldview that is over-reliant on "experts." "Expertists" affirm expertism and will likely ridicule those who reasonably question "experts."
Expertism characterized the Covid era, as gullible people unquestioningly followed ever-changing guidance from "experts."
by The Big Easy Conservative July 16, 2023
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Badger Expert

A person, usually but by no means always a man, who can be relied upon to hijack any topic of conversation to parade their own knowledge of the subject, however sketchy that might be.

Examples:

Person: This is a great sandwich, is there avocado in here?
Badger Expert: I know a bloke who imports avocados and he was saying that the harvest this year is very poor because of new water extraction rules (continues interminably)

Person: I heard David bought a boat now he has a new job
Badger Expert: I’ll tell you about owning a boat; my mate has two up on the East coast and he says the most interesting thing is (continues at length)

Person: There was a dead badger on the road outside my house this morning
Badger Expert: Badgers, is it now? I read a long blog by the fellow in charge of gassing badgers for the Environment Agency and the thing most people don’t realise is (continues, possibly with diagrams)
For God’s sake don’t mention beekeeping to Julia’s dad, he’s a noted badger expert

I was just telling Merlin about that house we looked at and I got twenty minutes of badger expertise on the finer points of property law
by J Lewis-Partnership September 2, 2021
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Anime Tiddie Expert

A person who knows the name of an anime just by looking at a characters boobs
My friend watches so much anime he will become an anime tiddie expert
by AnimeTiddieExpert November 10, 2022
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