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Epsteingate

Pertains to the Jeffrey Epstein scandal involving Donald Trump. Relating to Trump's persistent denial of his relationship with, Trump's attempt to without criminal investigation files pertain to convicted sexual predator Jeffrey Epstein.
by MikesMultiMedia July 18, 2025
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Epsteinism

Of or related to the convicted sexual predator Jeffrey Epsten.
The investigation into Donald Trump's relationship with convicted sexual predator Jeffrey Epstein featured many Epsteinisms which could not be ignored.
by MikesMultiMedia July 18, 2025
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Epstein Files

yeah they totally dont exist
by A really big weirdo August 27, 2025
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Epstein Island

When a person takes a huge dump the morning after anal sex and leaves a mound sticking out of the water mixed with baby batter
that was so big I left an Epstein Island in that toilet
by theurbanverman September 2, 2025
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Epsteinth Time

1. More than an umpteenth time. Defines something that has happened so many times it's excruciatingly painful. Causes migraines and mental breakdowns. For large groups of people has lead to protests and a riot or two.

2. The closest number to infinity.

Can be used as a political, economic, or parenting term.

In political context it always has something to do with Doniella Frump Jr.
In economic context its used to colloquially express frustration or exasperation at a recurring event.
1. We have asked the government to release the Epstein files for the Epsteinth time. Our president, who is listed in those files, some Epsteinth time, still refuses.

2. The United States is going thru a economic crisis for the Epsteinth Time, thanks to the president that is in the Epstein files more than an Epsteinth time.

3. Mom told me to do the dishes for the Epsteinth Time, I didn't, now I'm grounded until my 18th birthday.
by Awesomesauce 360 September 24, 2025
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Epstein'd

To be blackmailed by Mosad agents to do what Israel wants.
Trump got Epstein'd into sending more weapons to Israel
by Resistance May 10, 2025
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Epsteinian

An application of ethical relativism that approaches the limits of truly absurd immorality.
"Her Epsteinian Ethics were well defined. The island was at least well curated, with a fundamental regard being paid to the sustained beauty of the gardens. They, at least, were well tended."
by CommanderGratton May 29, 2025
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