Extended Essay

A essay that has to be written to complete your IB diploma, this essay fucking sucks I hope u fucking fail on this bullshit. Pussy niggas are the only ones who try hard on this goofy shit, this shit is driving me insane
*Person one* : "Hows your extended essay going?"
*Person two*: "I'm gonna fucking bomb an orphanage if I have to keep doing this pussy nigga I'm gonna raise hell with my gen 5 glock with an extended mag and a switch
by BootyLickins December 16, 2024
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Essay Vato

A real Mexican gang slanger from the game Five M, he throws up gang signs and sprays. He is a baller and slanger.
by Chanhchang69 March 29, 2022
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Essayed

She was S.A'd (essayed) and reported it to the police
by FootLongSub_Zero September 20, 2023
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Essayed

When a woman is essayed (S.A'd) = Sexually Assaulted.
She was S.A'd (essayed) and reported it to the police
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The essay is due by 12:00am

That one feeling at 11:59pm when you forgot to do your homework and you now you're toast.
Teacher: The essay is due by 12:00am tonight!
That one kid: Nah, I don't really care.
Teacher: Then go fuck yourself in DETENTION!

"The essay is due by 12:00am"
SHIT GET THE PENCIL
*Church Bell rings 12 times*
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'M FUCKED
by 8MyLife October 22, 2022
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SM-Essay

The act of using a mobile phones Short Messaging Service to send long drawn out messages that extend beyond the standard SMS 160 character limit.
Hi son, well your dad is going to pick your grandmother up at 3pm and your sister needs to go to town at 12 as she is having her hair cut and need to get some nail polish remover. I'm popping out for about 10 minutes to go next door to see Valerie as she wants to show me her new dress but that will be about 1ish I think... Val can talk the hind legs off a donkey so I might be a bit longer. Come over at 4pm and sorry for the SM-Essay
by burningme August 10, 2011
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