Exaculately

exaculately /ɪɡˈzæk.jʊ.lət.li/ (adverb)
Definition:
Used to emphasize that something is both exactly and absolutely true, correct, or accurate; a stronger, more confident form of “exactly.”
Origin:
Blend of exactly + absolutely (coined by Atit Dallakoti, 2025, Nepal).
Synonyms: exactly, absolutely, totally

Example sentences:
“That’s exaculately what I was thinking!”
“You’re exaculately right — no question about it.”
“This fits our plan exaculately.”.

by Fan of football October 6, 2025

Boast ejaculate

When someone can't stop talking about how awesome they are and all the awesome things that they have done

I felt like I needed to clean my face after listening to that woman boast ejaculate all over everyone for an hour.

by MarianneM August 16, 2016

Wildly Ejaculate

when someone ejaculates while screaming.

Mikey Hodgkinson wildly ejaculated while playing rocket league

by Crippled wank June 10, 2019

Un-ejaculate

To widen your dickhole, then use your cock like a vacuum and suck the cum back into your balls.

Woman: “Oh my god?! I told you I wasn’t safe today!”
Badass dude: “It’s okay baby I work at planned parenthood, I can just un-ejaculate.”

by Mr.SexYourself March 18, 2021

im ejaculate

When you're ejaculate

Lady is pretty Im ejaculate for half an hour

by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022

Premature Epackulation

A disease that plagues millions of FIFA Ultimate Team players each year. Relates to opening FIFA Ultimate Team packs prematurely prior to an upcoming promo.

Twitch user: "Zwe you should save those cracked packs for Ultimate TOTS." Zwebackhd: "Sorry bro but I suffer from premature epackulation, so it is physically impossible to save these packs for more 15 minutes or else I will combust."

by gmenrock May 21, 2022

Pre-esuckulate

To hit a bong before its properly heated and producing smoke.

Friend: Why am I not getting a hit?
Me: Because you pre-esuckulate every time you try to hit it! Wait til it's hot enough!

by GucciMane86 July 29, 2022