friendship-ender

A manhood so large that when it is viewed by other men it causes them to experience feelings of inadequecy, jealousy, fear, loathing, and even hatred which can consequently end a friendship.

"Why do you shower with your shorts on?"

"I have a friendship-ender"

by Joshua Klossner February 6, 2008

The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.

Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........

by NMguy January 22, 2012

Enda

The name Enda suggests "birdlike" or "freedom of spirit." Saint Enda was a sixth-century monk from Ireland.

Enda may not be tall of stature, but he knows what to do with what he’s got, in more ways than one. Enda is mischievous and loves both pulling pranks and being pranked. He is funny, hot, smart and genuinely kind. Be nice to him, you won't find many like him.

Sarah: Hey, there’s Enda – that’s the guy I was talking about.
Laura: Cute bum. I’d affirm that.
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Sheryl: I've been single for ages but can’t find any talent. Do you know any hot guys, who I could actually have a fun time with?
Michelle: My boyfriend's best mate is Enda. He'd be perfect. I'll hook you up. Plus I hear he's a tripod.

by Williamson Wells October 19, 2010

endeavour

Endeavor, attempt

He who loves God so God will love and manifest Himself in his endeavour.
Goodness shall follow me all the days of my life's endeavour.
Instead endeavour to brighten the lives of others as Moses in the reeds.

Do not do gross misrepresentation as an endeavour.

by Hercolena Oliver August 25, 2009

awkwardly endearing

A description accorded to people whose behaviour is by normal standards considered weird or unusual, but is nevertheless deemed to be rather cute. The etymology of this word derives from encounters between one biracial bombshell and one tall, lanky American, the latter for which the term awkwardly endearing was coined for.

When a boy offers to buy a girl a cup of coffee out of gratitude for her having sent him notes. Although sweet the offer, in saying, "so you can snuggle up a little longer in bed in the morning", it is more than a tad bit weird. In other words, it is awkwardly endearing.

by Voldemort III March 9, 2008

sloppy double ended snake

Puking and pooping at the same time

I ate too much KFC and had a sloppy double ended snake!

by Kyla! (Douche-bag) Davis March 7, 2009

Enderman

The only ones I can legally use the Nword on, without being in a big trouble. Only if I look at their eyes or attack them they will attack me.

Me while playing Minecraft
Enderman: *shows up*
Me: hey there nigga
Enderman:*minds his buisiness*
Me: wow he didnt say or do anything when i called him nigga

Me:*looks at his eyes* Hey nice purple eyes
Enderman: *angry noises* Omae wa mou shindeiru *attacks me*
Me: Nani....*dies*

by Saitama 777 January 6, 2021