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Ejaculation

The point where semen shoots out of a man's penis, due to the achievement of an orgasm.

In order to get to this process, a man must stimulate genitals in some way (whether that be through fellatio, sexual intercourse or just masturbation) with an erection, in order for the fluids from the testicles to build up towards the penis.

Other than that, it is pretty self-explanatory.
Herman: How did you masturbate?
Stan: Oh, I just watched some porn and ejaculation occurred.
by Simplistic Seth July 26, 2012
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premature ejaculation

The reason why most idiots are on this planet. Without it, we wouldn't need to believe in better places such as Heaven and Cancuun
Premature ejaculation is the most common reason why half the world exists.
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Post Ejaculation Jubilation

The elation and happiness one feels after ejaculation.
-Hey, look how happy Steve looks? He just gave me the thumbs up!
-Well he was home alone... must be post ejaculation jubilation!
by Wwwyzardd April 12, 2009
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Philosophical Ejaculation

String of ideas or "facts" about the reasons behind life, religion, the human thought process, or the condition of humanity. Usually the product of intellectual masterbation. Usually occurs in bulk in "higher learning" classes such as psychology, sociology, government, or debate clubs. Should be realized that the thoughts and ideas generated with these classes are extremely unoriginal, despite how excited the student might be to stumble across an idea they think answers some social injustice.

Also, an approach to school related projects in class such as those listed above along with persausive essays. The idea behind this approach is to eat up word count or time requirements by filling the project with philosophical ideas and opinions that are unable to be proven. Also this approach has the added delusion that you are speaking intellegently about ideas that are important or will have some impact on society. Should be noted that it's not important, and will have no effect other than giving your proffesor a boner.
"Jacob's project in in sociology was about the way in which government interference prevents the course of social darwinism. It was really 10 minutes of him covering everyone with a giant load of his Phiosophical Ejaculation."

"After a session of intellectual masterbation about eugenics, Mr.Dillem and Mr.Arschol acheived simotaneous philosophical ejaculation, resulting in both of them believing that stupidity is a mental condition that is genetic."

"Human behavior theorums are pure philosophical ejaculation. You can't predict how people will act, which makes it unsurprising that the stock market failed. They pay people to produce math formulas so that they can blind side idiots into buying imaginary crap such as sub-prime mortgages."
by YurNotSoSmrt! May 1, 2010
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ejaculation

"TV porn is not allowed to show: erections , penitration by; penis , finger , dildo , vibrator or tounge , any form of oral stimulation , masterbation or ejaculation, you know the water holding the internet togeather." - Charlie Brooker
by AMX December 9, 2006
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ejaculation

to release a white substance from 1's penis
by chosen 1 July 24, 2003
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ejaculation chamber

Another term for the cavity of cervix or Internal orifice of the female vagina.
Rapist: Im gonna break through the hymen and shoot a load right into your ejaculation chamber sweetcheeks.

Victim: Muffled screams.

Rapist: MMMM yeh.
by Jared Ellis September 25, 2007
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