Em-

Pronounced "eem". "-" comes from "e-" as in an electron.

1. short for "emo".
2. used to describe a person: sad, depressed, lonely
3. used to describe a situation: sad, depressing
That kid is definitely em-.

Why are you so em- today Tiffiny?

That's so em- that you got an F on your AP Chemistry test!
by Arny14 December 12, 2007
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EMS

A Neopian forum where emo vampliers and scene kids have taken over. There are a few cool people there, though, who make it an okay place to hang out. Of course you could always throw down your doritoes and get a real social life. But if this is not an option, then I'd suggest making friends with any of the following:

Jennuh
Kath
Steph
Popcore
Taryn (Orange)
Soylent Green chick
etc.

But again.
I'd suggest not even bothering as they will most likely tear your ass up.

Esp. through trolling. ;D
Jennuh: omg popcore thay ayt mai fingur
Popcore: uhhh u shud kick dem in da fupa!
Jennuh: lol u got ownd bi a fish

EMS EMS EMS
by Popcore December 19, 2008
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emes

To ejaculate male sperm on another person without their consent.
Girl: "Aww, you emes all over me"
by shaggler February 25, 2010
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em

In typography, a unit of measure generally equivalent to the width of the letter m. When in the context of a 12-point font, an em is equal to a pica.
My car is badass. I can go from 0 to 6.33 ems per millisecond in 8 seconds! Heck yes!
by therealken July 14, 2005
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EMS

Early Morning Sesh.
A session of smoking cannabis in the very early morning before doing anything else.
by dealergirl October 11, 2010
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ems

a room created by dunno/MaTt` on msn originally (when mx4 was around), and now its moved to digitalfuse.

(Elite mIRC Scripters)
join #ems
by dunno April 03, 2004
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EMS

A chatboard on Neopets.com.

Today, it is mostly compromised by n00bs, posers, and ugly, fat, Manga/Anime freaks.
However, a core of the regs of Old EMS still rule.
Judas
Popcore
Taryn
Manda
Alexis
Arcane
Trevor

TJ
Josh
Dex
And the list goes on.
Unfortunatly, maybe 1 out of 5 of regs go on EMS every day.
n00b: omg tnt is SOOO meen they froz my main
Judas: Shut the Hell up, you illiterate idiot.
Arcane: GTHO of EMS. I hear the Newbie boards like people like you.
n00b: omg im reporting u

Judas: I have more accounts, you dimwit.
Arcane: Same here, you dolt.
by Arcane and Judas July 27, 2009
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