1:An excuse to make life more misrable by the goverment
2:What most of us need
3:An excuse by the goverment to enslave us in a 8-12 hour prison with a bitchy dictating teacher to teach us crap and mistreat us so we are misrable, become barbarians, and so they can brain control us so we become "Sufisticated"
people.
2:What most of us need
3:An excuse by the goverment to enslave us in a 8-12 hour prison with a bitchy dictating teacher to teach us crap and mistreat us so we are misrable, become barbarians, and so they can brain control us so we become "Sufisticated"
people.
Enslavement and embarrasment to the children labor laws. They don't even pay us when we are kids and in school.
by Zero February 20, 2004
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ICE is as shitty as schools get.
All the kids their suck and have no life whatsoever. If you go there expect to be shamed if your straight and converted to lesbianism. The students there are super mean and are probably talking about you behind your back. They will walk out for some cause but only to be on their phones and skip class. Expect to be tricked into saying the n-word then screamed at. If you’re white and male you’re basically a nazi.
The teachers their are mostly pedophiles who have sex with the students. Last year they wrote complete shit about each kid on a google doc and how they’re all depressed as fuck.
All the kids their suck and have no life whatsoever. If you go there expect to be shamed if your straight and converted to lesbianism. The students there are super mean and are probably talking about you behind your back. They will walk out for some cause but only to be on their phones and skip class. Expect to be tricked into saying the n-word then screamed at. If you’re white and male you’re basically a nazi.
The teachers their are mostly pedophiles who have sex with the students. Last year they wrote complete shit about each kid on a google doc and how they’re all depressed as fuck.
Person: What school do you go to?
Other person: The Institute for Collaborative Education
Person: Isn’t that the school where that kid died of lead poisoning from the water.
Other person: Oh yeah, Jim wasn’t it?
Person: No I think it was Dylan something.
Other person: Oh no, that guy just inhaled to much boys bathroom.
Person: Oh
Other person: The Institute for Collaborative Education
Person: Isn’t that the school where that kid died of lead poisoning from the water.
Other person: Oh yeah, Jim wasn’t it?
Person: No I think it was Dylan something.
Other person: Oh no, that guy just inhaled to much boys bathroom.
Person: Oh
by AkwrdQuesadilla July 13, 2019
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Girl 1: Why you bring an educated lame to the club with us?
Girl 2: You didn't even give him a chance.
Girl 1: What you mean? The dude came in here trying to teach me about "the rule of 72," the difference between communism and socialism, and the way algorithms work, but he didn't know how to dance and hadn't memorized any rapper's songs. Yo' dude boring as hell!
Girl 2: You didn't even give him a chance.
Girl 1: What you mean? The dude came in here trying to teach me about "the rule of 72," the difference between communism and socialism, and the way algorithms work, but he didn't know how to dance and hadn't memorized any rapper's songs. Yo' dude boring as hell!
by It'sDame October 19, 2022
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Matt: Your so educationally sexy clara!
Clara: LOL!, what does that mean
Matt: Your so smart and awesome at everything, it turs me on
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Matt: Your so educationally sexy clara!
Clara: LOL!, what does that mean
Matt: Your so smart and awesome at everything, it turs me on
Clara: Woww, your sexy in everyway possible!
Matt: i love you.
by iloveclara September 16, 2009
Get the Educationally sexy mug.I fucking hate "Special ed" Classes so much. Sure, it can help people with severe ADHD or autism or whatever, But for kids on the lighter side of the spectrum, It just seperates them from their peers, gets them bullied and teased, And just makes everything for easy for no reason!
I would slap my middle school Special education teacher so hard, She would wake up with severe ADHD, Autism and mental retardation.
by coolhandlehere69420 January 8, 2023
Get the Special education mug.Education is what the current UK government and its puppet-masters want only the children of the rich to have. Britain is in very real danger of ending up with an entire generation of uneducated underclass. The middle school I went to years ago was practically a borstal, where bullying went ignored, where teachers either blamed the victims or carried on smoking their cigarettes. The deputy headmaster was a stroppy, loud-mouthed oaf and the headmistress was a poisonous old witch who threw people out of assembly for not standing up quickly enough. People were reprimanded for being late, but I can remember being sent to see the deputy head who told me off (naughty boy, arriving late indeed, etc) and then arriving at class for registration to find out the teacher hadn't arrived yet. Said teacher was forever late, and we had to stand outside the building waiting for her to arrive to let us into class no matter what the weather was like. Once she turned up, tardy as ever, saying "you're late, class". In another school everyone was called to assambly once to be given a stern lecture about bad language. That had real moral authority, considering more than one teacher used the f-word in front of the class. I don't know quite what those schools are like by now. I shudder to think. I know of teachers who say how impossible to teach anyone. What with the 'rights without responsibility' culture which goes hand-in-hand with New Labour, no teacher is allowed to reprimand any bully or disruptive individual.
So I'm sure school teaches us. It teaches us that authority is a case of hypocrisy and double-standards, that the guilty are rewarded and the innocent made to feel they are worthless scum.
These days standards have fallen to the point where this country's education system is the laughing stock of the world. Once it was the envy of everyone. People with the money to do so all used to come to the UK to be educated in our universities. Now, thanks to a succession of useless governments, everyone in the UK with the money to do so goes abroad to university. Tony Bliar and his masters con the public into thinking the UK's children are educated by making exams so easy a 5-year-old can attain a dozen A-stars (despite calling for education to be down to the lowest denominator, New Labour ministers send their own children to expensive private schools). And only the rich can go to university. Anyone else will find themselves in debt for the rest of their natural lives.
So I'm sure school teaches us. It teaches us that authority is a case of hypocrisy and double-standards, that the guilty are rewarded and the innocent made to feel they are worthless scum.
These days standards have fallen to the point where this country's education system is the laughing stock of the world. Once it was the envy of everyone. People with the money to do so all used to come to the UK to be educated in our universities. Now, thanks to a succession of useless governments, everyone in the UK with the money to do so goes abroad to university. Tony Bliar and his masters con the public into thinking the UK's children are educated by making exams so easy a 5-year-old can attain a dozen A-stars (despite calling for education to be down to the lowest denominator, New Labour ministers send their own children to expensive private schools). And only the rich can go to university. Anyone else will find themselves in debt for the rest of their natural lives.
"Here's a piece of education. This school was named after a lord mayor".
"Good grief. If he was alive today he'd sue the place for every penny. Fancy having your name associated with a dump like that".
"Good grief. If he was alive today he'd sue the place for every penny. Fancy having your name associated with a dump like that".
by Stormsworder November 16, 2006
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