Ethan Couch

Piece of shit

Man, that guys is really an "Ethan Couch".

by CallHolla September 3, 2016

Saint Ethan

An absolute legend. Saint Ethan (pronounced Eth-un, not Ee-thun, a common mistake) is well known for trolling those who think their shit doesn't stink. The antithesis of those individuals who assume the worst of anyone who doesn't share their own backward views.

I saw the funniest exchange online today. Some hater was being a complete asshat and didn't realise who they were up against. Saint Ethan debased that mo'fo' in seconds, and shut them right up. It was hilarious. I love that guy!

by FrankenDanny September 1, 2020

Ethan

He has a big pp

Wow ethans pp is so big

by El Chapo the sexy elpaco January 22, 2020

Ethan dolan

A beautiful human in And outside aka a gift of God. This kid has a twin and a sister, grayson and cameron. Ethan loves when people call him daddy. His favourite colour is clear, (can you please wear clothes in that colour?) He has 10 toes and 10 fingers.

(daddy, greasy salamander, crimson chin, e-tee-wee-tee)

A: omg ethan dolan is so hot
B: HOLY FUCK ETHAN IS A DADDY
<fandom
A: CHOKE ME WITH THAT SEATBELT DADDY
B: FUCK ME IN THE BACK OF YOUR TRUCK

<james charles

by Dolanzza May 6, 2018

ethan is gay

Hmong kid who sucks D

yeah ethan is gay-harmoneeyang on all socials.

by harmoneeyang September 17, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a person that brightens everyone’s day without even trying. Ethan is shy, and comes off as rude person, but is truly one of the most friendly people you will meet. Ethan is someone you can count on, and is someone you know is going to be there for you no matter what. Ethan has gorgeous brown eyes, and his hair in unforgettable. The moment he looks at you, you know that you will never be the same.

Girl: Who in the hell is that! He is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen!
Friend: That’s Ethan, the new kid?
Girl: No wonder...

by Maddie&Samson March 12, 2019

Ethan

The most amazing boy you'll ever meet. He will make a huge impact on your life, and you will never forget him. He is absolutely gorgeous, and has the hottest smile. He makes you laugh. Alot. But, don't be fooled, you will need to understand him, or else the B A N T E R may seem like he's being a cock. Once you get past that, you will become close to him. He will easily change your life. And you will love him more than anything. Oh, and one more thing, he is amazing at kissing.

Person 1: Dayum, did you see that guy? He's hot!
Person 2: Oh yeah, that's Ethan. he's a lad.

by AmandaNorgaard December 28, 2011