by Kanye4President October 13, 2015
Get the brentwood essex mug.Holiday created in 2000 to celebrate the washing away of the past year's dissapointments. Celebrated on the last weekend of July.
Usually involves doing whatever and individual wants to do to have a kick ass time to shed his/her dissapointments. Must involve consuming a large quantity of food on the saturday night.
As of 2004 the holiday has been celebrated by people in Canada, UK, Japan and Colombia.
Usually involves doing whatever and individual wants to do to have a kick ass time to shed his/her dissapointments. Must involve consuming a large quantity of food on the saturday night.
As of 2004 the holiday has been celebrated by people in Canada, UK, Japan and Colombia.
"Its the last weekend in July, Happy Feast of Essence!"
"What are you doing for Feast? I'm planning on getting liqoured up, painting myself hot pink and running down the street!"
"What did you do for feast last year? I ate heartily and well, took in some fireworks, crashed a wedding and ate 3 tubs of ice cream!"
"What are you doing for Feast? I'm planning on getting liqoured up, painting myself hot pink and running down the street!"
"What did you do for feast last year? I ate heartily and well, took in some fireworks, crashed a wedding and ate 3 tubs of ice cream!"
by oneoftheholidayscreators July 31, 2005
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by GivIt2Me February 1, 2004
Get the essence mug.1) much maligned county in south east england. canvey island, essex was one of the few places to submit a realistic bid against london for the 2012 olympics.
2) contains popular domestic holiday destinations such as southend, shoeburyness and basildon.
3) inhabitants also speak with what is considered the most aurally pleasing of english accents. it is also the most common tongue in places such as prague and benidorm.
2) contains popular domestic holiday destinations such as southend, shoeburyness and basildon.
3) inhabitants also speak with what is considered the most aurally pleasing of english accents. it is also the most common tongue in places such as prague and benidorm.
1) people say that about essex cos its a cultural desert, innit!
2) our caravan in clacton-on-sea was torched last weekend!
3) chardonnnaaaahy, we goin to bluewortah dis sahndeee?
I dunnooaah kerrahy, aint lakeside nearah?
2) our caravan in clacton-on-sea was torched last weekend!
3) chardonnnaaaahy, we goin to bluewortah dis sahndeee?
I dunnooaah kerrahy, aint lakeside nearah?
by Roaryourarseoff June 22, 2006
Get the essex mug.A county that is officialy in east anglia NOT the south east. (now i live in essex so its ok for me to rant about it) Essex is stereotyped as a cultural wasteland, and unfortunately in many cases this is true. You can divide essex into two, the north and the south, both sides are totaly different but have equally annoying people. The south is very urbanised and full of loud, agressive, fake cockneys who wear tacky gold chains and predend to be some big east end crime lord.
The north of essex on the other hand is vastly rural, and seems more welcoming but dont be fooled. The people who live here are the english equivilent of rednecks, though not usually racist, they are agressively conservative and will go completely sectarian on anyone who tries to change their traditions. They all have shotguns and a usually a vast aray of other lethal weapons, that they wont hesitate to use on trespassers and poachers.
So there you have it Essex, contrary to everything i have just said, essex is a great place
The north of essex on the other hand is vastly rural, and seems more welcoming but dont be fooled. The people who live here are the english equivilent of rednecks, though not usually racist, they are agressively conservative and will go completely sectarian on anyone who tries to change their traditions. They all have shotguns and a usually a vast aray of other lethal weapons, that they wont hesitate to use on trespassers and poachers.
So there you have it Essex, contrary to everything i have just said, essex is a great place
Southern essexer: Oi mate, wot u lookin at? dont u know im a gangter from east landon?
northern essexer: get orf my fucking land *bang* *bang*
northern essexer: get orf my fucking land *bang* *bang*
by pointything August 24, 2008
Get the Essex mug.The richest county in the United Kingdom. Essex is NOT full of chavs or retards or whatever these idiots say above this definition.
People from Essex dislike chavs just as much as anybody else here does.
There are some complete idiots in esses but, isnt there idiots everywhere?
People from Essex dislike chavs just as much as anybody else here does.
There are some complete idiots in esses but, isnt there idiots everywhere?
by RealAlternative June 3, 2005
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