escalator music

Medley of recognizable show tunes, popular music and sometimes classical pieces played by piano near escalators in department stores, malls or cruise ships.

My best friend of a friend rides the escalator at Nordstrom's continuously just to listen to the escalator music.

by majones1973 December 18, 2009

escapangus

After a one night stand, one shits in their partner's bed and leaves inconspicuously, proving that they are in fact a pangus

This really bitchy girl took me back to her place after a brutal night of drinking, and because the sex so horrifyingly bad, I decided to leave her a special escapangus that ended up being a little liquidy

by Skid McMarks April 9, 2015

Escavator

An escalator and an elevator combined so it would go north, south, west, east and up or down.

Wow, that's so cool, an escavator, I hope I could go on it.

by WoofJr July 2, 2017

escapade

one of the best larry fan fictions ever, written by dolce_piccante (who happens to have read duplishitty)

A: have you read escapade?
B: dude, my @ is literally escapademcqueen shut the fuck up i worship jack mcqueen
A: yeah i wanted that @...
B: too bad it’s mine

by escapademcqueen June 13, 2021

Escudachente

A word to yell at someone when in an intense game with retards.

What do you mean by that my escudachente?

by Ukka akka suck my cocka December 2, 2021

Escalator Thought

An Escalator Thought is an enhanced realization of a previously unexplored idea or concept that is achieved when a person experiences an increase in altitude. Escalator Thoughts can be formed during multiple means of ascending motion, such as via airplane, roller coaster, elevator, running up stairs, and of course, riding an escalator.

Mike: Hey Alexa, you wanna hear an Escalator Thought?
Alexa: Sure, go for it.
Mike: If you fell down an escalator at the same speed it was rising, you would simply fall in place.
Alexa: Woah.

by Vicmik May 5, 2022

White Espada

a very cool, underrated human being

You are such a white espada

by Ingrid Norton July 20, 2018