wear emperor's new clothes

to wear no clothes; to be naked.

The babies always wear emperor's new clothes.

by uttam maharjan November 13, 2011

Roman Emperor

(n.) The act of cumming in one's own sheets, rolling around in the goo, sleeping, and awaking with a toga held together by one's own 100% au naturale adhesive. Revered as one of the most respectable self-gratifying acts from 27 BC to 476 AD. Can also be used as a verb, in which case one would supply the necessary adhesive to another's bed, presumably while the other was already asleep, and thereby adorning the "prankee" with a friendly toga.

So I knew about a toga party a few days in advance that was going down in Greektown, and I thought to myself, "My, wouldn't it to be interesting to be the only person at the party with an all-natural toga?" So I totally pulled a Roman Emperor the night before and was a huge hit at the party. Plus, all the chicks were totally attracted to the smell.

by BlaWel February 23, 2010

godspeed you black emperor!

it is actually "Godspeed you black emperor!", it has been changed to that formally

all the flags are dead at the top of their poles

by Jizz master Jaz November 17, 2004

cyber emperor

Gay homoerotic lover.

I think you need a spankin', you cyber emperor.

by The Red Giant June 14, 2003

cyber emperor

Homoerotic love slave.

Gimme a whippin', you homoerotic love slave, I mean, Cyber Emperor

by The Landstander June 14, 2003

toading the emperor

To use the spell "Toad" in Final Fantasy 2 and successfully "toading" the emperor on the very first turn, thus no need to challenge him as a boss.

I can't believe I toaded the emperor!

by Alexylex February 4, 2005

King Emperor Spamton I

King Spamton I is an active Gamejolt user, who rules a random ass online nation called "Frankenburg" or some shit like that.
why does bro have 6 allied countries????

"you are very king emperor spamton I"
"what the hell"

by King Emperor Spamton I October 20, 2023