dinkleshake

A handshake of the utmost disrespect in which one wipes their bare hand on their asshole picking up any stray pieces of feces and proceeds to shake the hand of the unsuspecting victim.

I thanked Laura's dad for the ride by giving him an oldfashioned dinkleshake.

by 09 We Kill People March 28, 2009

Doinklesniffed

To consume an incredible amount of alcohol and become absolutely shitfaced.

"if im gonna have sex with her then im gonna have to get completely doinklesniffed tonight"

by warhuhwhatisitgood4 May 22, 2009

dinkleshmit

1. the male penis
2. Andy
3. any stupid person

"Andy, you fucking dinkleshmit! Get your dick off my face!"

"Yo, stop being a dinkleshmit. Chop it off already!"

Fuck! My dinkleshmit is too big!!

by poopfaceodjfk;la April 26, 2009

dinkle frits

some one who messes up, a lot or tends to fail, at tasks forgetful, space case, burnt

chelsea you are being such a dinkle frits

by reptar is gonna sodomize you December 26, 2010

dinklefink

A very slow driver
A silly Stupid Man

We were stuck behind a dinklefink driving to the lake.
Jake is such a dinklefink!

by chula123 July 14, 2011

dinklebass

Its a person who is a cross between a dinkleberry and and ass

Some one who is ignorant and arrogant. A dinklebass

by scooter2079 August 25, 2013

Dinkleboo

A stage 5 clinger also categorized as a turd ball hanging from an ass hair

Dude, we went out one time and she is already a dinkleboo

by Osiris944 April 4, 2016