With all due respect

When you say something and cover it up to make it sound better.

Justin: with all due respect......
Brad: you can't say that!!
Justin: it makes it better!

by #3OrDie July 28, 2022

Due to illness.

A generic and feeble excuse that was highly exploited during the pandemic as to why something will not happen within an agreed timescale, maybe will never happen at all or to explain someone's non attendance at a meeting, event or function.

Dave apologises for not being able to attend baby Tarquin's christening today.
Yes it's really disappointing his missed Tarquin's big day has he said why he can't make it?
He just said it was due to illness.

by Another pseudonymal August 3, 2022

Due Process

this is nothing but an escape clause in all legal proceedings so criminals have an absolute guaranteed way out of all crimes if they know how to work the system...with this technology and new age everything could be instant and this is why it's not. because no one would get away and criminals are ruling the world...you can't start no business without lots of blood money. and cheap workers or slave workers who you don't have to pay. thats why little business new small business can't ever succeed legitimately

Due process and the court system so faulty every innocent person who try to go through all this would get lock up no matter how good they are. forever too

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022

Dues dues

Tbh I think it’s a gun tbh idk

Shut up before I hit u with da dues dues

by Big 40 September 7, 2022

Intestinal Due Diligence

a colonoscopy

As in financial due diligence, in an intestinal due diligence exercise, when you see daylight you have gone too far

by Wakahare September 11, 2022

Dick No Dues

A complete melt with zero ability to pay their dues. Often referred to as a cunt or a wasp.

"Don't be a Dick, pay your dues".
"Wow, Richard Sutton is such a DIck No Dues".
"What do you mean you're not going to wear the dress?? You're such a Dick No Dues"
"Dick No Dues, Why aren't you paying no dues? Just wear the dress, stop being such a mess, DIck No Dues"

by WearTheGownYouClown September 15, 2022

The essay is due by 12:00am

That one feeling at 11:59pm when you forgot to do your homework and you now you're toast.

Teacher: The essay is due by 12:00am tonight!
That one kid: Nah, I don't really care.
Teacher: Then go fuck yourself in DETENTION!

"The essay is due by 12:00am"
SHIT GET THE PENCIL
*Church Bell rings 12 times*
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'M FUCKED

by 8MyLife October 22, 2022