Vertigo Card Dealing

When a man swipes a credit card through a stripper's ass cheeks as payment for a lap dance.

Yea I got a great lap dance from those girls at The Triangle so I paid them with a Vertigo Card Dealing

by SCRUBSBOY17 October 22, 2008

sheps drug dealing business

a place full of fucking idiots (including rig and syn) and cool people (sig and avan)

Person 1: Wow sheps drug dealing business is so cool
Person 2: stfu ur opinion wrong
Person 1: damn u right i agree

by bussyeateryuh123 June 26, 2022

Drunk Dialing Syndrome

The placing of phone calls under extreme intoxication, usually alcohol. Calls are usually made to ex-girlfriends and intended to illicit sexual favors or the re-connection of a relationship.

I can't believe I had Drunk Dialing Syndrome last night and phoned Gia.

by Daniel Marq May 13, 2008

Dueling Piano Player

(n.) a person who plays piano, sings, MCs, quips, and performs a wide range of song requests during a dueling pianos show.

OMG I can't explain it but the dueling piano player just gave me an enormous pianorgasm.

After 2 shots of Jagermeister the dueling piano player did naked cart wheels on stage.

I'm going to bet the dueling piano player $100 he can't play "Bohemian Rhapsody".

The dueling piano player just made everyone laugh by ad-libbing funny lyrics into my song request. LOL

I tipped the dueling piano player to embarrass my friend on stage 'cause it's her birthday.

After a few drinks the aging dueling piano player looked sexy.

Awesome! The dueling piano player is doing that 80's song I requested.

I hired a new dueling piano player to fill in the Saturday night dueling pianos slot.

by pippin73 September 10, 2012

daling

(Dale-ing) To fuck for dominance and not pleasure. A modern take on felacio from olden days.

You're going to get a daling from doing that.

by Photogrocker May 3, 2018

deuce-dialing

Talking on your cell, or texting whilst taking a dump. Then after finishing said dump, taking a picture of your poop with the cell and sending it to the friend you were texting/speaking to. Note: contrary to what many believe, deuce-dialing is not merely the act of talking/texting while pooping, but taking and sending a picture of the aftermath. No picture and you're merely having a conversation while you poop, not deuce-dialing.

You are talking to your friend while taking a dump. After the end of the conversation, you hang up, take a photo of the crap, and send it along to him/her. Congratulations, you're "deuce-dialing".

by BigBlanket June 13, 2011

fat finger dialing

A telephone scam in which a company sets up a toll number that is one digit different than a popular number, so that the company earns money when customers accidentally mis-dial the legitimate number; mis-dialing a phone number in this manner.

"Shit, man -- I dialed 1-800-COILECT last night and totally got scammed."
"Dude, you need to stop fat finger dialing."

by thedruproject January 27, 2007