Flump Drumming

Using your flaccid penis to drum on any area of a partners face.
Eg. Cheek, nose, forehead

“Fancy some flump drumming”

by Jiffster June 20, 2019

pound drum

The moment of time when the clock has two of the same numbers. ex. 11:11

walked into the room and saw it was a pound drum 12:12

by WEE-WOW June 19, 2016

drum minor

In larger Marching bands. This person is generally not as good as the drum major, but able to hold a leadership position. Getting this positon generally takes some sucking up to the director. Also, the Drum major(s) get all of the credit and pleasent jobs, but the drum minor gets less glorious jobs (attendance, warm ups, etc.)

Drum Major: Hey, get over here and warm the band up! :Hands over a spit encrusted whistle:
Drum Minor: Really? Great! :gratefully accepts the spit encrusted whistle and gets up in front of band to run them through warm ups"

Rachel wasn't as good as the drum majors, so the band director made her drum minor instead.

by woodwinds > brass June 15, 2008

Drum Crotch

When the crotch of you pant are to big and when you squat the fabric tightens and you can beat on it and play it like a drum.

Sales clerk: How did those fit you?
Shopper: The crotch is to big. I have drum crotch.

by Ewhaley December 16, 2011

Bum Drum

Those big rusty steel barrels that Hobos light fires in and huddle around for warmth.

Look at those Hobos over by the Bum Drum!

by Drum on Bum November 19, 2016

ass drum

An ass so big you could play the bongo drums on it.

Damn you look at that ass drum, I could play a solo on that thing.

by bigboss839 March 28, 2009

drum major

The hardest working, yet, most under-appreciated people in a marching band. They take of things that no one even knows about, as to not stress people out.
They work very hard for their positions.
Almost the entire band thinks that drum majors are "power happy."

Drum Major: I'm so glad we were able to find more drum sticks before the director found out and punished everyone ...
Guys, please go put your uniforms away before going home!

Band Member: Why don't they do it themselves?!
Band Member 2: The power has gone to their head.

by catieisrad March 1, 2009