door trick

The act of doing a handstand fully nude in front of a closed door, knowing full well that a friend is about to pass through.

Dude, Zach's about to come out of the bathroom. it's time for a door trick.

by hook July 23, 2004

Door Bastard

An individual that is unaware that they are the cause of an automatic door to open. Often harmless unless the outside temperature is frigid and the opening of the door leads to unwanted bursts of cold air.

It was fricking cold outside & that door bastard kept tripping the automatic sensor so we nearly froze our a$$e$ off in the lobby.

by That old guy January 30, 2009

Door Stuck

Door Stuck a word to describe when being stuck between the door and Freedom

Stabber: (Silence)
Follows some poor idiot.
TryHard: Tries to run through door.
Stabber: (Stops the door from being completely opened by Standing infront of it, And the TryHard, Which leads to the TryHard panicking)
TryHard: (DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK) Trying desperately to get away and pleading for the Stabber to move. Example
(PLEASE I BEG YOU).
(Grenade makes an entry and kills both.)

by IIm not gay kay? July 29, 2019

Bronze door knob

Performed during the sexual act of fisting the female vagina. While the partners hand is deep into the vagina, the woman urinates intentionaly onto the partners hand. She obnoxiously looks to make a mess with her excretions. See fisting, fist fucking, pee fetish

"Dude I was fisting this girl the other night and she gave me the bronze door knob. I smelt like piss but it was totaly worth it."

by Daralon August 13, 2009

Back Door Fonzie

The fine art of slipping a thumb in the anus.

Yo Jerry, I was screwing this skank from Chalmette and I gave her the Back Door Fonzie. She didn't even flinch!!

by RENO666 September 5, 2009

whore to door service

Offered by the beneficiary of a one night stand to spare the obligatory walk of shame the next morning by the other party.

Stew: Dude, did you really drive that girl home this morning?

Matty: Ya, it was raining and she took it like a champ last night. She earned "whore to door service".

by Dubble Trubble April 9, 2008

Put a Door In

v. - a solution which is oversimplified to the point that it becomes nonsensical. Often presented as a brilliant idea by someone who wishes to appear knowledgeable when they actually know the least about the subject.

Dorthu: "I'm having trouble seamlessly streaming levels in this game."
Gabe: "Just put a door in."

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Tom: "Dude, instead of paying to get my car fixed, I'm just gonna use some duct tape."
John: "Way to put a door in."

by Dorthu June 2, 2009