Ass-drafting

When exercising, this a method of self motivation that involves getting behind someone attractive and letting their hot ass pull around the track to do more laps.
May also be done on treadmills.

Q: What are you doing?

A: I'm going up to the park to run a few laps. Yup, I'll be ass-drafting my way through a 5K.

by Zotts June 17, 2010

Gravy Drain

The anus, aka asshole, bung, bunghole, poop shoot, fart box, turd chute, turd cutter, rectum, rusty sheriff’s badge, brown round, red eye, brown eye, rose bud.

I’ll be right back. Gotta clear the gravy drain.

Gravy drain is backed up today.

Somone was in the stall just pouring out their gravy drain.

I like to finger my gravy drain.

My girl tickles my prostate through my gravy drain.

I had anal last night. The gravy drain is sore today.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018

circling the drain

time is running out; getting closer to the inevitable

The healthy climates of earth are circling the drain!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 4, 2022

drain babies

Semen ejaculated while in the shower.

I was in the shower and shot a load of drain babies that would've made Jenna Jameson gag.

by Mr. Violence May 31, 2004

Sniper Drainer

Someone who depletes sniper ammo in an online gmae to prevent the enemy from using it.

Damn that Sniper Drainer, I finally get snipes and there is no ammo!

by Cogitator October 4, 2008

drain the salamander

when a chick needs to pee. Similar to a dude having to "drain the lizard."

"stop at the next gas station, I need to drain the salamander."

by Rexford February 29, 2008

Draftermidnight

Draftermidnight occurs when you need a beer after 12:00AM. Anytime before this should be considered Drafternoon or Beerthirty.

I work 3PM-11PM all week...I can't wait until draftermidnight rolls around. At draftermidnight, we gonna let it all hang out <insert hacked up Eric Clapton tune in your head here>.

by DCWinPA February 20, 2009