Distraction Rectangle

A term for a device that can distract you that is also in the shape of a rectangle.

John: During the week, my phone is a nice little distraction rectangle.
Dylan: My favorite distraction rectangle is my Nintendo Switch.

by tacoman2669 April 16, 2022

unpleasant distraction

An unpleasant thought you might get when you are reminded of something you might have to do do later on that is not you really want to do.

In the middle of the meeting John got an unpleasant distraction of when last week at lunch break he had to sit in the very back seat of his employee's cx-9 on the way to the restaurant and wished he would not have to do it again today.

by supajack July 25, 2011

Distractics

Distraction-Tactics

A plan, or series of actions to redirect someone’s attention.

“The government used distractics about aliens, to change the conversation”

by Jaytecx November 3, 2023

penile distraction

when you are working/doing something and someone walks up to you with hard wood. Then you turn and are astounded by the massive wang so you can't go back to work.

while working on my test my teacher, John Madden, stuck out his massive wand and caused me to be in the event of penile distraction.

by cacabutt123 June 13, 2014

Distractables

Activities given to children which free up adults long enough to interact on a pleasant, social level, free from parenting.

Dinner is almost ready, I'll get out the distractables, you three hide on the patio!

by joshismycaptain August 21, 2018

Distracted

Yeah sorry I got distracted. I'll get caught up tonight at work.

Iam "Yeah we've been distracted lately. 🤷 ♂️ not enough time in the day, ya know?"

by Hym Iam February 13, 2023

Distraction Dick

When a woman recognizes she's obsessing and analyzing about a new guy too much, she goes on other dates to occupy her mind.

Jane told me she can't stop thinking about that bearded lumberjack, with the house on the lake she had coffee with. She's rereading texts, googling his name, stalking on Facebook, you name it! Realizing she's entering psycho mode, she's been right-swiping on Tinder day and night to line up Distraction Dick to keep herself sane.

by Ekenned1 March 10, 2023