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distractionist

a person who distracts from the original post, subject
ticket buyers are distractionists to telling the truth about captivity
by CEwing November 5, 2015
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distractional

To describe the positive distractions in our life. Examples are our cars, lifestyles, media channels, smartphones and TECH.
Awesome hoverboard! Very distractional.
by www.distractional.com April 23, 2016
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distractimenting

the demented act of distracting someond
liv stop distractimenting me!”
by livandconnor August 22, 2018
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Distraction Travel

Travel that is interesting enough and long enough away from your normal life that the distraction of the new sights, activities, food, drinks, culture etc cause you to break all your normal habits. Can be great for weights loss, clearing a foggy head due to stress or a high work load. Generally involves at least 4 weeks away to allow complete disconnection from ones normal regime, lifestyle and habits.
I really need some distraction travel to clear my head as I can't decide whether to quit this job and go full time on my sideline or not.
by ThroughDistraction October 19, 2018
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Distractingly Attractive

When someone is too attractive to ignore but not attractive to be entranced by them.
I hate being around her, she’s so distractingly attractive
by Dyloog TGL March 21, 2019
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distractionism

Process of being distracted while yet still being sexy as hell.
Hey Maria your distractionism got the best of me the other day.. because your sexy as hell.
by Mac_007 December 7, 2020
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distraction beast

(noun)

a. A fictional creature capable of capturing the attention of all who see or hear it, who become powerless to turn away, even to the point of neglecting physical needs.
b. A person capable of trapping others in conversations and preventing them from ending, despite the desires of the other participants.
c. A person capable of changing the topic of any event or discussion without the notice of its participants until the original meaning is entirely lost to the dark pages of history.
a. The old king gave the same stern warning to each of his children: Heed not the endless tripe of the Distraction Beast in yonder wood lest ye lose all good sense and spend your final days with him in stupor - for no sensible man will come to your aid.

b. I vaguely remember starting a conversation about something, but then that distraction beast jumped in and next thing I knew it was Tuesday.

c. Until that distraction beast entered the conversation, we were actually getting somewhere talking about... about... whatever it was we were talking about.
by TheBeastOfTheMark June 7, 2021
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