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the disappearing act

what my dad did
Dad: Pumpkin can I show you a trick?!

Kid: YES! YES! YES

Dad: Okay! It's called the disappearing act! Go to bed and look for me tomorrow morning!
*disappears*

Kid: *now has their own family and still can't find their dad*
by youisdank November 27, 2018
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National Disabled Asshole Day

National Disabled Asshole Day (N.D.A.D) is a day where you and your best friends suck each others dicks until the sperm starts leaking out of your nose or eyes and or until you pass out.
Hey daddy its time to celebrate National Disabled Asshole Day
by Retardist February 12, 2021
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Disappearing Act

Is where a person puts a double ended dildo full length inside of them to the point where they are able to close their anus.
Where did it go?
She pulled a disappearing act on it.
by BrokenDragon March 14, 2016
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Dappled

Adjective, derogatory, to describe a man whose attitude towards women is aggressive, derogatory, sadistic, de-humanising or overly sexualised, and who is therefore likely to be immature, dishonest and lacking in both intellect and sexual prowess.

May be abbreviated to "dap".
"He is well fit"

"Nah, he's dappled. I wouldn't touch him with a bargepole"
by pseudo999 August 26, 2009
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Disabled

He's disabled. That is all.
Why does it live where it lives?

It's disabled.

Why does it behave the way it behaves?

It's disabled.

What has it's entire life been?

Getting whatever it wants for NOTHING because it's disabled.
by Hym Iam December 17, 2020
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disapped

Joey: broski this shit sucks.

Ryan: bro nobody's disapped but you.
by CheesyChunk December 20, 2024
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Disappearing Penguin

When you fuck a girl with a condom on, then after you burst your nut you flick it in the girls eyes than quickly run away. Thus, the disappearing penguin.
Girl: He pulled the disappearing penguin on me last night!

Girl2: Well i guess your pretty ugly....
by Yuekaday April 11, 2011
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