what my dad did
Dad: Pumpkin can I show you a trick?!
Kid: YES! YES! YES
Dad: Okay! It's called the disappearing act! Go to bed and look for me tomorrow morning!
*disappears*
Kid: *now has their own family and still can't find their dad*
Kid: YES! YES! YES
Dad: Okay! It's called the disappearing act! Go to bed and look for me tomorrow morning!
*disappears*
Kid: *now has their own family and still can't find their dad*
by youisdank November 27, 2018
Get the the disappearing act mug.National Disabled Asshole Day (N.D.A.D) is a day where you and your best friends suck each others dicks until the sperm starts leaking out of your nose or eyes and or until you pass out.
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Is where a person puts a double ended dildo full length inside of them to the point where they are able to close their anus.
by BrokenDragon March 14, 2016
Get the Disappearing Act mug.Adjective, derogatory, to describe a man whose attitude towards women is aggressive, derogatory, sadistic, de-humanising or overly sexualised, and who is therefore likely to be immature, dishonest and lacking in both intellect and sexual prowess.
May be abbreviated to "dap".
May be abbreviated to "dap".
by pseudo999 August 26, 2009
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Why does it live where it lives?
It's disabled.
Why does it behave the way it behaves?
It's disabled.
What has it's entire life been?
Getting whatever it wants for NOTHING because it's disabled.
It's disabled.
Why does it behave the way it behaves?
It's disabled.
What has it's entire life been?
Getting whatever it wants for NOTHING because it's disabled.
by Hym Iam December 17, 2020
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Get the disapped mug.When you fuck a girl with a condom on, then after you burst your nut you flick it in the girls eyes than quickly run away. Thus, the disappearing penguin.
by Yuekaday April 11, 2011
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