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Dickhoe

A person who utilizes his dick to pleasure many hoes.
Mike: Yo Jennifer, let my dick fuck your strawberry scented pussy.

Jennifer: OMG Mike, you are such a dickhoe and my pussy smells like fish.
by The Disgusting Dickfart August 18, 2016
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dickterd

Yet another vapid, moronic and futile attempt at insulting someone. It means nothing. It's two gross-sounding words that combine to make something even more gross. Humanity is getting dumber by the day.
Dickterd is not a word.
by Archmage672 May 18, 2016
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Dicktoramous

1. Having a unusually huge dick.

2. Being so much of a dick head that your new name because dicktoramous
1. Omg he has a dicktoramous

2. Omg look is dicktoramous
by AlexSophia1393 February 28, 2017
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Dicktention

When you've done something so bad, that your man stops giving you dick for an extended amount of time until you've learned your lesson.
Sarah: "I'm not having a very good day, I unplugged John's Xbox while he was playing and now I'm in dicktention."

Amy: "Was his dick good though?"

Sarah: "Yeah girl."

Amy: "Aw, shiiiit."
by Nyuunyuu May 7, 2018
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Dicknoel

Dickhead who's name is Noel.
He's such a Dicknoel.
by okayyyyayy March 9, 2018
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Dickteriorating

1. When a member of the male species is ruining your life
2. When your thirst for dick causes everything to go wrong
Mandy, my life is dickteriorating”
“Shit, Sally. Sam cheated on you again!”
by SwaudiGod July 24, 2018
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Dicktologist

A person who studies male penises for education and pleasure.
I'm a professional dicktologist. May I examine your penis.
by Ologi August 11, 2018
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